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I Put a Pineapple Up My Ass

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by DroopySnoopy, Oct 6, 2010.

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  1. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Will I die!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????? :rolleyes::eek:

    Haha welcome back me.
     
    DroopySnoopy, Oct 6, 2010
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  3. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    no but 2 will kill you
     
    Jo King, Oct 6, 2010
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  5. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    That's good to know, I was saving room for the pears.
     
    DroopySnoopy, Oct 6, 2010
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  7. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    be careful that particular piece of fruit does not pop your cherry.
     
    The Imaginary Being, Oct 6, 2010
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  9. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    If you eat some eggs and flour you'll shit pineapple upside down cakes... ;)
     
    skip, Oct 6, 2010
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  11. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Haha..I saw the "other thread"...


    Did you use lube? You might die pulling it out if you didn't...
     
    daisymae, Oct 6, 2010
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  13. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Does pineapple juice count as "lube?" hehe
     
    DroopySnoopy, Oct 6, 2010
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  15. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    I fine it remarkable that you're able to type cohesive, clear sentences with a whole pineapple stuck up your ass.

    Welcome back

    Wouldn't he have to skin, core, and slice the pineapple first and the conditions of the "oven" adversely affect the flavor? Somehow I don't expect Emeril or Gordon to adopt the recipe...
     
    stinkfoot, Oct 6, 2010
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  17. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Talk about a shitty meal. :D
     
    DroopySnoopy, Oct 6, 2010
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  19. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    That does bring fresh meaning to the phrase, "eat shit".
     
    stinkfoot, Oct 6, 2010
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  21. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    I wouldn't mind having some pizza right now but I think I'll take a break from pineapples for awhile.
     
    DroopySnoopy, Oct 6, 2010
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  23. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    hawaiian pizza?
     
    deviate, Oct 6, 2010
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  25. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Shove a coconut and a bottle of rum up there, and you can squirt out Pina Coladas!

    I got lots more exciting recipes for you to try! ;)
     
    skip, Oct 6, 2010
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  27. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    Pina Coladass
     
    deviate, Oct 6, 2010
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  29. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor


    OMGZ!!!!!!you do have a sense of humour hidden in there somewhere!!!
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 6, 2010
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  31. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    I'm afraid to ask your recipe for frappucinos...
     
    stinkfoot, Oct 6, 2010
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  33. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    :eek:
     
    deviate, Oct 6, 2010
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  35. GiggleBox

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    i love you droopysnoopy your the best husband ever!! you always know how to make me laugh lol
     
    GiggleBox, Oct 6, 2010
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  37. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    well, you are a gigglebox.
     
    deviate, Oct 6, 2010
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  39. GiggleBox

    GiggleBox Member

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    yes gigglebox is one of my nicknames and yes he knows how to make me giggle lol honey quit putting that pineapple up ur butt and enjoy what i give you lol
     
    GiggleBox, Oct 6, 2010
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