I put boogers in the ashtray.

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  1. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    what gross stuff do you do?
     
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    sometimes I piss in the gatorade bottles set it out for the trash, might sit in the trash can for a while though..
     
  3. OhSoDreadful

    OhSoDreadful Childish Idealist

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    re-use the same bowl or plate for forever without really washing it just lazily rinsing it
     
  4. Death

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    that's the nastiest thing ive ever heard. I know where I'm not going for dinner.
     
  5. white dove

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    I do the same thing, what doesnt kill u makes u stronger yeah,
     
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    I blow all the ashes, dust, paper crap off my one desk to the back . it all falls back there looks terrible from underneath... i clean it occasionally..
     
  7. white dove

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    I spewed in my van and didnt clean it out for two weeks, evan slept with it, ; )
     
  8. Terrapin2190

    Terrapin2190 I am nature.

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    Grewse! LOL I'm kind of a neat freak... one of my "friends" had one of those castle ashtray looking things in his car, didn't empty it for a couple months and created a butt flower. Hah, it was huge! Like a ginormous (wow, spellcheck recognizes that word?!) butt mountain. His parents were even worse! When they used to have a van, they had a big metal ashtray on the dash/cupholder-thing... Despite them having an enormous ashtray on the dash, they had a mountain of ashes on the floor of the van. Guess the apple didn't fall far from the tree.
     
  9. Death

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    I do the same thing, but since my desk has a back and sides, all that crap comes flying back at me when I do it.
     
  10. Terrapin2190

    Terrapin2190 I am nature.

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    Hey, I put bear cubs in the ashtray too (haha "Bear cub... left cave." "That little bugger gave me a nose whistle through my entire speech!" --The Love Guru). It's not that gross is it? I mean, it's an ashtray... no one eats off an ashtray lol, and it makes it's way to the trash eventually!
     
  11. Death

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    all my ashes and butts go out my window. My car was built without an ashtray, but even on the cars I own with ashtrays I don't use them. I put change in them. cuz that's what makes your car stink like cigarettes worse than actually smoking in the car.
     
  12. High Plaines Drifter

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    I wait until every single plate, bowl, cup and piece of silverware is piled up dirty in my room to do the dishes. And I piss in my kitchen sink if the neighbors are outside and there are no empty bottles around. I can't be bothered to walk downstairs just to pee in the toilet.
     
  13. dazedgatsby

    dazedgatsby shitheel

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    Sometimes I don't flush until the third time I gotta go and then it builds up in the bowl and I'm like "Wow, I need to flush this."
     
  14. OhSoDreadful

    OhSoDreadful Childish Idealist

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    I really hope you're talking about piss not shit
     
  15. OhSoDreadful

    OhSoDreadful Childish Idealist

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    Lol I only do that for myself, guests get clean dishes
     
  16. dazedgatsby

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    Yes, I'm talking about piss. lolz
     
  17. Ahmad Rashad

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    I've been saving my bellybutton lent and storing it in this vile. I was yielding pretty large amounts this last month and I'm still no where close to filling that vile. Someday.
     
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    stimpy you idiot.. :p
     
  19. Ahmad Rashad

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    Haha haven't seen that show in forever.

    Just wait till I get my big ball of bellybutton fuzz. :afro:
     
  20. Death

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    I jizz into my socks.

    (Missing Left Socks, to be exact)
     
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