I ran over a turtle today

Geeez I thought it was a hat. What the hell was a Turtle doing out in the middle of the road ? I feel bad for the turtle. I sweer I thought it was a hat.

Peace

 

Kids, don't do meth.

 

turtle killer!

you had better hope he wasn't related to the teenage mutant ninja turtles....

 

I saw one of those things in the middle of the road after a heavy rain. I picked him up and put him on the grass off the side of the road. That thing was pretty big too.

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I was watching the travel channel last night and it was noted in china, that turtle is served in a wide variety of ways - I say go for it


Hotwater

 

I got out of the car and looked at it. It was a damn turtle. And there were no methed up kids involved.

Peace

 

Maybe the turtle was methed.

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Did you at least stop and go back to scrape it up and take it home to eat it for later..??

 

that's sad. I hit at least like 7 butterflies on my way home this afternoon.

 

I ran over 542 people on my way to the gun shop...I didn't even get to shoot them first... Fridays suck...

 

dude that is a lot of ppl. is your car ok?

 

Who said anything about a car, I ran over them with my body, pfft, I weigh 1,599 pounds, I shit cars...

 

Why didn't you just stab them ? You can shit cars ? I need a new SUV.

Peace

 

I Rescued a Turtle in middle of Road the Other Day...During morning Walk...

Rather I made Gerri go and pick it up and put it Somewhere Safe...

 

I said cars not SUVs, I'm not Oprah...

I don't stab, too much effort...

 

I accidentally ran over three squirels within a month... So don't feel too bad.

 

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

I thought you had two anuses ? What you can't get an SUV out of them ? Stabing is easy. Just messy.

Peace

 

Yes, I do have two anuses, but one shits cars and they other shits rainbows that turn into doves that then turn into gold, gotta have a happy medium...

 

No one is Oprah - except perhaps K-Mart





Hotwater