I should know better.

I had to learn my lesson about liquor the hard way. Looks like it's the same with chocolate covered cherries.

Now I know why they were 99 cents. >=/

 

Holy... I know exactly what you are talking about... as a child I LOVED chocolate covered cherries... but now... I eat more than one and I get sick. Yet... Somehow I still try to eat them a box at a time...

WTF is wrong with me?

 

I dunno.

I just ate six of the lousy things. The last one was just as terrible as the first.

I don't remember them having all that white cream in them when I was a kid. Seemed like there was more cherry juice.

I want my calories back!

 

Totally! They used to have a clear liquid in them back in the day, but now it's this white nasty stuff... uh... wait... You don't suppose it's...

 

On the subject of holiday food, I love Cadbury cream eggs.

 

Oh fuck yeah! I haven't had one of those in like 12 years.

sigh...

 

No way. It's far too sweet to be that.

Holy Pistole Batman! I <3 Cadbury eggs. I love the Easter commercials too with the bunny. So cute.

Chocolate oranges are pretty awesometastic too.

 

Then they wouldn't be cherrys

 

Great point!

Hmmm... maybe they are selling us false cherries...

bastards...

 

And the packaging on this one looked so promising.

Death to all advertisers!!!

 

When the people trying to sell us stuff start lieing to us,

who is there left to trust?

 

politicians?

 

I can't trust anybody with a name like Bush.


Dammit what else is there?!

 

If someone told me a guy named Bush along side a guy named Dick would be Pres and VP one day, I'd have laughed in their face.

Now that is has indeed happened, I cry.

 

So you're not a republican then?

 

Nope. I'm a caucasian.

 

You're from Caucasia?

 

I bet he's good at math and racism.

 

I AM good at math, but I haven't raced anyone since high school so that racism thing I'm afraid I suck at that.

 

That's my new catch phrase - "Cock Asia".