I smell poo

Everytime I'm sitting at the computer desk I smell dog poo. I can't find it, so what the hell could it be?

I can smell it right in my nostrils.

I wanna kill someone.

 

maybe you smell like poo and thats why you smell poo


i'm just putting that out there, someone had to say it

 

shower?

 

there's your answer. you have poo in your nostrils

 

Is it on your shoes?

Sometimes if there is too much dog poop on the lawn and somebody steps on it, brings it into the house, it can stink up the house.

Try tidying up the outside.

 

I'm always smelling poo as well but I swear it's just my dog fucking with my head. Even her farts smell poisonous and they make my eyes bleed.

 

Its just your breath blowing back in your face.

Lol my dad always sais it.

 

:lol:

seriously maybe the dogs are messing with me
or I have poo in my nostrils

 

Or either your nostrils are messing with you, and your dogs have the poo in their nostrils... Or something like that...

 

I still havent found it, Im easy to mess with

 

I'm not into poo

whats to like about it?

 

Well, if your body didn't rid itself of poo, you would die from the inside out. kinda like rotting, you know. So while poo ain't good, poo'ing is good, he, he, he...

 

I wouldn't know

 

So sea, when will you explode? Been saving that shit up for years, huh? :horseshit

 

John Wayne died from colon cancer and they found 45 pounds of unexpelled feces inside him. Sounds like a shitty way to die. Seriously though, a friend derides me for being ultra-regular, but I want that shit outta there. Nature wants it outta there, that's why it grows fiber to push it out.

 

Amen, burnabowl. I hope no one is standing near seamonster when he goes BOOM, he, he, he...

 

Poo was found in the bedroom under construction about 10 feet behind the computer desk.

Mystery solved?

Seamonster has yet to be solved.

 

do you understand how absurd that is? i mean, just writing that out would send many many flags up in my head. i hate how this myth keeps staying alive

 

^the only thing that sounds fantastical is the figure, 45. I didn't take that number seriously when I heard it. But the principle is very true; if you aren't very regular, that stuff does remain in there for a while, especially if the person eats a bunch of meat and cheese all the time. It'll rot and become toxic to the body. No....45 pounds doens't seem absurd to me at all. With how low in fiber some people's diets are, it's only a natural consequence for it to build up.

http://www.wholistic.net/nutrition/whitaker/colon_health.htm
it mentions john wayne near the bottom

I don't have a link to anything scientifically valid, do you have one that proves the contrary?

 

its common sense to know your intestines wouldn't hold 45lbs of fecal matter. its going to be extremely painful to have any sort of impacted matter stuck.

this is a scare tactic used by fringe vegetarians and vegans to support their style of life and to sell colon cleansing devices on TV infomercials.