I smell really bad

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Death, May 2, 2011.

  1. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    eeeewwwww

    it is time....
     
  2. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    get the hose!
     
  3. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Would you say that you smell like death?
     
  4. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    i have to go to the car wash

    im gettin there. lol
     
  5. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    Maybe now you can move onto shower sex :p
     
  6. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    ...Get your supplies.
     
  7. Sitka

    Sitka viajera

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    I opened up my work locker after 8 months of it sitting there. Woohee is my work gear rank.
     
  8. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    you're married now

    ...there is no more need to smell to good
     
  9. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    I don't know about that, smell always worked out for this fellow. :)

    [​IMG]
     
  10. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    Does your new wifey not like to take showers either? Relationships really only work if both parties are really clean or really dirty and stinky. If one party smells like flowers and the other smells like intense B.O. and days of accumulated sweat, it probably won't work. Unless misses or mr. flowers is a really accepting person...

    but if both parties are stinky, then all that body odor and pheremones intermingle with each other and make it hot and sexxxy.
     
  11. Charmed262

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    I think its time for a shower, just a thought.
     
  12. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    run thru the car wash neekid in front of the car ahead of you.....;-D
     
  13. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i'm probably right there with you.

    i can't actually smell myself yet, but logic tells me that when this amount of time passes without showering or doing laundry, and i sweat as much as i have, there's no way an odor hasn't begun to develop.
     
  14. Kinky Ramona

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    I usually smell awesome (in my own humble opinion), but my significant other is known to get a little ripe. Haha. I usually just tell him he stinks and avoid much physical contact. We've been together 6 years...he cared more about his hygiene in the beginning. ;) Hahaha
     
  15. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    in front of the car ahead of you? which dimension is that?
     
  16. Mason Grey

    Mason Grey Member

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    the eleventh dimension
     
  17. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    just imagine how he'll smell in 30 more years...
     
  18. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    death what is your problem mate?
    :confused:

    your here at hip forums bitiching about how you stink?

    everyone knows that, ALL hippies smell like living death.
    :biggrinjester:
     
  19. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    It's alright, between that and cats, I probably won't have a sense of smell after 30 years.
     
  20. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    I Have Lived With 6 Or More Cats For 28 Years...:).

    Cat's Dont Stink...[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
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