I steal from my school

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  1. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    I've stolen so much stuff from my school.

    I stole a sick speaker system wich now lives in my bedroom. I stole an iPod that was going to be in a raffle and I sold that for $30.

    I've also stolen a textbook from each class I have so I can have a book for at home and one for at school so I don't have to carry it around in my backpack. I stole a fire extinguisher too but it stays in my friends basement because thats were we always are on the weekend and we want to be prepared incase theres ever a fire.

    I've also taken lots of patch cords from the music room so I can use them for my guitar. I've also stolen a couple of these cords that make it able to pluf an iPod or mp3 player into a stereo or speakers.

    This is the biggest thing (well the speakers probably cost more but this is more fucked up to steal).

    There was a UNICEF box in my classroom and we had a substitute teacher who couldnt control us (like every sub) and he was too busy looking after the other kids so I told my friend "make sure nobody is looking at me". So I go up to the desk and look around and then slid it into my backpack. There was sixty six dollars and sixty cents wich tripped me and my friends right out and there like "You know this is a sign man, your the fuckin devil".

    I know this is an asshole thing to do and what can I say I am an asshole I guess, but I just can't feel bad about these things, no matter how hard I try I can't feel any remorse.

    EDIT: Oh ya now I know why I stole the unicef box, theres a movie about The Trailer Park Boys and they steal a huge thing full of change. I remember thinking "wow I'm gonna be just like Ricky stealing all this change". I don't blame it on that show at all, it was completley my decision. I just got the idea from there.
     
  2. GreenPeace13

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    Dude thats pretty bad
    i mean make your own choices and pay the consequences if it comes to it
    but dont be stealing from individuals or small businesses
    and you will most likely get caught... your luck will run out eventually
     
  3. PeaceAndRasta

    PeaceAndRasta Senior Member

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    haha i love U!
     
  4. polecat

    polecat Weerd

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    so stealing from charity is a little messed up...

    I stole tons of stuff from high school, mostly from chemistry class. The teacher was a bitch and who doesn't want scales and graduated cylinders?
     
  5. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor

    A guy I went to school with stole a bunch of equipment from the science lab so he could manufacture methamphetamine :eek:
     
  6. MrDot

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    Dude, that's hilarious! hahaha

    You sly little fox you!

    Oh well, ain't your problem, it's theirs correct? ha
     
  7. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    I stole some magnesium strips from science class, i wanted to try and make a flashbang lol

    I also stole some peppettes to squirt people with water, some paper clips and board markers... just small and minor stuffs...

    Some of my at the time friends would steal confiscated ciggaretes from the head of year's office... Sometimes they stole class trip money etc for weed.

    I try not to do that. I mostly succeed
     
  8. Gumby

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    LMAO! I don't know weather to commend you or call you a dirtbag! I guess I'll commend you, you made me laugh...
     
  9. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Yeah I agree, the charity thing was messed up.

    And I forgot to mention I stole one of those cylinders too, it can fit like a half O in a bowl probably..

    I never thought about stealing a scale for some reason, I'm gonna steal on now when I have science next semester :D
     
  10. green hell

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    you are low as fuck. schools need more funding. i hope you get caught.
    and stealing from a CHARITABLE ORGANIZATION??? where is your moral compass little boy? sleep well knowing you robbed malnourished, overworked, diseased children 66 bucks.
     
  11. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    What makes it even funnier is that I bought weed with all the money.

    Fuck the school system and fuck the malnourished children, I take what I want if people are dumb enough to leave their shit around it's my right to take it. :hat:

    ^^^ that was taken out of a tv show but I switched the words to match the situation. But really I laugh at your futile attempt to give me a guilt trip, I know it's stealing but if I dont get caught I really dont give a shit.

    And it was 66.60 thats right 666! :eek:
     
  12. fricknfrack

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    just because it was laying around doesn't give you the right to touch it. AT ALL!
     
  13. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Well it's a little late for that now isn't it?
     
  14. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor

    Charity is bullshit anyway

    That which you do not get through your own strength and power you do not deserve to have :mad:
     
  15. Gumby

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    I tend to think of fucking as pretty high! It feels good...
     
  16. Burnt

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    Nothing but a no good Thief
     
  17. MaryJBlaze

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    captn cannabis...isn't it ironic that in the "walked in on my mother thread" I commented on what a great future you have?

    this thread definitely seals that deal.....

    enjoy being gang raped in jail:)
     
  18. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Enjoy being a pissed of feminist who can't get dick.....

    Sorry the others tell me that, I don't know if it's true or not. Although you are a bitch in half the posts I read of your so I guess it's true.

    And remember, the truth about the world is that crime does pay.
     
  19. MrDot

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    Ha, he has a good point! Crime does pay, this isn't the fucking movies, the bad guys don't ALWAYS get caught. Karma only works if you BELIEVE in that shit. Hey, maybe he'll get caught one day, if he keeps at this rate chances are high but that doesn't mean that there is a 100% chance he'll get caught. There are people out there who get away with this shit EVERY SINGLE DAY. I think it's funny, nothing you can really do about it. :\
     
  20. MaryJBlaze

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    one person makes some random statement and you jump blindly on the band wagon??

    who cares if i was a feminist? why does it matter to you?


    and fuckin rights i'm a bitch, especially to dick lipped jerkoffs like yourself who shoot first and ask questions later......

    what i wouldn't give to see your first prison rape.....send me a postcard it you can
     
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