I swear to God!

Yeah I say, fuck you "God"!

YOU only exist in the BIBLE, and you are a nothing more than but a figment of the christian imagination.

I take it your holiness is reading this thread as i write it, because if you are/aren't.....

Shit fuck arse! I meant swear AT God damn it to hell.

If God really does exist and I re-edit this thread so that it says god instead of God with a capital "G", then do you think he might forgive me?

OMG I just though of something, what if he is a ginger!" :zomg: :heehee: :shitfuckarseohno:

I'm totally going to hell if he is a ginger because I hate gingers.

Oh what the fuck the fuck, everything doesn't exist anyway really anyway, it's just all a bunch of particles zinging about quantum mickanically innit

 

I hate when people take the 'god' in 'oh god', 'oh my god', etc. as literal.

I'm a god damned atheist people; you're not French just because you've used the phrase deja vu.

 

"Shit Fuck... ASS!!" ROFL, ahhh, that's great... makes me think of Boondock Saints. "Fuck! ...ASS!!"

But yeah, okay, you believe that a God doesn't exist, or just God in general... whatever the case may be, it's all gravy... or nachos, if you like nachos better lol, I'm cool with that. But what strikes my interest is if you're cursing AT God, because if you are, there's still something in you that thinks some sort of higher power may exist... otherwise, you would not be cursing 'at' ~ 'him'. Secondly, if you're just flat out cursing 'god,' you should read up on the Laws of Attraction. I for one believe they exist, and in my own personal beliefs (which fall under no particular religious views), if you curse at something that makes you unhappy, all you're doing is creating bad vibes and surrounding yourself with them. IN TURN, creating an even less happier place for yourself and what you usually get back from things in your life is unhappiness or bad vibes, because you're treating life the way you want to be treated. (No Christian or religious pun intended... it's just how things work MOST times. Treat others the way you wish to be treated. Works for me, most of the time anyways). So, that's all I have to say. Just an opinion and hopefully a little guidance. Not that I think you NEED guidance lol, everyone can use a little light in any situation. Even myself. But anyways, thanks for listening

Peace!

 

Holy bejeezus, internet keeps crapping out and I thought I lost my post. Thank GOD (ROFL) for the forward button and the resend feature in Firefox... Better yet... Thank Mozilla and their crew workin on this new beta! HAH! That's right God! You don't get ALL the credit

:smilielol5: ...:smilielol5: Awesome response orison! I like it... That's what happ'ned cap'n!

Crap... sorry bout the double post... I'm a forum n00b. I'll remember next time.
(...that I'm a noob... not about the double post ROFL j/k)

 

there is some sick in the head shit on this thread. lol. FUCK EM ALL

 

i don't believe in god. praise allah.

 

Tommy the life coach approves

 

I do find it curious how a small portion of that vast world of quantum stuff that is practically non-existent can somehow manifest itself as real and be perceived by beings such as ourselves. It's along the lines of a small whitecap manifesting itself and being visible briefly on top of a vast ocean of nothingness.

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oh hai

 

I am going to assume that there are some here who do not intend to be in church tomorrow?

The key to being effective is to use a variety of cussing, so do not get in a rut!

 

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I can

And the wisdom to know where to bury the bodies of those people I had to kill along the way....!

If God dont exist., you cant get in trouble..:devil:

 

NO way dude, YOU"RRRREEEEEE Tommy?

Actually I pretended to be Tommy a couple of times haha.

He's a ginger bastard, isn't he?

 

Yeah yeah yeah... I once lived in a squat with a bunch of hippies in Holland, and I'd just been on a few building sites working for various scummy irish companies. Nothing against the irish, just the cunts who have construction companies in Holland, they are the lowest form of life and they treated me sooo badly man, I didn't ask for any of that, so why did I get treated like shit?

Anyway I turn up feeling pretty pissed off and they're all like, you have to get rid of your negative energies maan. So anyway, I sort of just went along the old happy go lucky route and tried my best to be nice to everyone, and some of them were pretty hard work I tell you.

In the end though they all thought I was cool, but the reason why I was getting treated like shit was not because I was somehow summoning "bad energies", it was because the people I worked for were an absolute bunch of CUNTS! And I mean "****" in the most offensive and derogatory way I can possibly convey there...

These days, if people start showing me disrespect I give it to them straight. I don't put myself down by just calling them a **** to their face, but by god they feel the full force of my indignation somehow indirectly. I thoroughly enjoying fucking with peoples heads these days when they come along and start fucking with me, which they are doing a lot these days. I live in the UK again.

My god, I just said "by god"! Oh man and My God, my OP is full of "arses"!

BTW a few weeks ago I hadn't been laid for like aaaeeeoons, and before I went out I actually put my hands to together and asked "God" to get me a woman, and blow me down guess what happened!

Didn't inspire much faith in me, although I now feel that if continue not believing in God I might never get laid again.

 

You’ve convinced me there’s no God

I wonder if I can get a refund on my new Jesus toaster



Hotwater

 

No..I did post a few too but the whole concept was someone elses (who I wont disclose):2thumbsup:

 

Why not?

I think we should all just fess up now that that place has gone down the pan. I started a fess up in thread in the new place.

 

the person already admitted it...they even had it in their user title

the original and best Tommy was pretty good at wordplay

 

oh, it was fyrenza!