i swear to ya,, its the ugliest thing ive seen in a while..

god damn burl,,, WTF??

man thats a hellu pic on the back of yer book..

how far down ya wear yer hat when ya workin?

ya look like one of them half an half critters off star trek,,only yer goin horizontal..

ahahahhahhahaha,, damn dood,, hope that aint yer best look..

oh got yer book..

personalised autograph n all..

"emapthy sometimes"??

what the fuck was that??

 

WTH?

Maybe I should checkout the insides of me eye lids...


How's the back Today?

 

i made it thru without takin a pain pill,, but still didnt go to the chiropracter,,..
im a dumb ass,, or i like the abuse one or the other..

dilligaf gave me a rub down last night.. the disk dead center of my shoulder blade sounds like a pop cap game,, an rolls around an shit..

i think im fucked...

 

it can work as the review thread as well..

19 pages in,,

Dilligaf: "WOW,i hope this isnt a autobiography"..

 

Prolly the abuse thing...

 

i dunno,, i guess its part self healing..

livin with reality..

 

Hahah. Go smoke a spliff. Come back, and you'll be back to normal...

 

ha ha,, wait till yer 40.. haha..

 

..................

 

who the fuck is beenbogs an why is it showin he posted my post??

 

I'm glad you got my novel. You Dilgaff, the goats and the rest will surely love it, or I'll shit on your doorstep--plop!

Just joking.

I hope you love it-- I cried when I wrote it.(Certain passages)

I didn't know how to dedicate it-- you never gave me a clue.

It's your's, however--live with it.

As forever-- awaiting your review.

 

ha, ha, ha. Wait till you're 59, with killer-arhthritis and terminallal penis-bloat.

 

After reading my novel, as HippieHillbilly and Dillygaff are, they will never be the same, whatever that was.


My novel is like mushhrooms: some aren't enough, but too many are just plumb too many.

It's your choice.

YIPE!

 

ha ha, wait till you're 59.


I have "hat shadow" on my noggin-- never had it pointed out so crudely, though.

Follow me-- In the key of E--

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! (quick change to a barred F),

I GOT LUCK! (bass run to barred G Major)_,

SOME DON'T, SOME WON'T ( A minor for contrast),

ME' I HAVE PUSSYCATS AND ****! (A crashing E Major [the chord that ended The Beatle's "Sergeant's Pepper Lonely Heart's Club Band",])

Fug it!-- Just another fugging deadly day in my rapidly approaching death.

 

page 43,,


dilligaf: "man your editor sucked!"

 

dilligaf says she will give her final critique when shes done..

an then youll get her daughters.

im just doin the play by play...

 

on page 58 .

shes gigglin burl..
i think thats a good sign..

oh SHIT PAGE 59 GOT 2 CACKLES IN A ROW!!

man it must be disturbed..

 

What editor? I'm the editor. Any typos or spelling mistakes are the fault of the nameless idiot I had to pay to transfer professionally-typed copy to Cd disk. Before that, there were no errors. I went through 3 sets of gallies before I weeded out most of the typos. What a colossal drag!


That's when I finally bought a computer. The next novel will be straight on to CD.

 

page 130.


dilligaf: "Just What the Fuck is a "rosy croopens"???

 

page 193.


Hillbilly: man burl i been hangin insulation fer over 20 years,, i growed up in construction an to the best of my knowledge,,aint no such thing as a R-35 batt of insulation..

ya got R-30 an R-38..

damn fiction..