I think I got a handjob. [eek]

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by KyndVeggie4Peace, Sep 16, 2006.

  1. KyndVeggie4Peace

    KyndVeggie4Peace -[ in.bloom ]-

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    Last night was tooooo much for me to deal with man, I usually don't drink 'too much', but we started so early, it was hard to keep track of how many beers I had, how many shots, how many glasses of wine ...

    I woke up, my belt was undone, and my zipper was down. :eek:

    I have absolutley NO recollection of what happened.
     
  2. Greengirl

    Greengirl Senior Member

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    ahahahahahahaha:p
    well.....i dont see anything bad in that;)
     
  3. gulfwinds

    gulfwinds girasoles para los amigos

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    uhmm, there are several possibilities:

    1) you went to the toilet, and forgot to zip up
    2) you had a handjob
    3) you had a blowjob
    4) you had sex

    usually nobody is THAT stoned out of their wits not to notice the last three. therefore my guess is no 1. :)
     
  4. KyndVeggie4Peace

    KyndVeggie4Peace -[ in.bloom ]-

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    I hope it was number 1.

    I feel so dirty right now. :(

    That NEVER happenes ... oh well

    A frist for everything, right? :D
     
  5. gulfwinds

    gulfwinds girasoles para los amigos

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    i'll add no. 5...you may have danced with a chick on you can leave your hat on or whatever the strip songs at parties are, and she undressed you but you forgot ;)
     
  6. KyndVeggie4Peace

    KyndVeggie4Peace -[ in.bloom ]-

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  7. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    i've had a night like that happen to me, i woke up with a guy all over me, i had no idea what had happened or what was going on and i didn't even know his name, it was really awkward ...and i felt pretty much the same way...
    i was really taken advantage of that night i remember a guy tricking me into taking off my shirt, it was fucked up to say the least...
    i think kinda like vegas, what happens at parties stays at parties, it was last night and all you can do is learn from it, i heard from my brother yesterday how one night he went crazy insane drunk and woke up with his boxers next to his head but his pants were still on :D
    he has since learned from it and doesn't drink that much :)
    all i can say is it happens sometimes , you're still an incredibly awesome guy
    ~love you <333
     
  8. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    You could always ask a buddy who was at the party if you went off with some chick. But, I hope it's something that you're comfortable with o_O
     
  9. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    That wasn't all Josh :H

    All I can say is that I hope your back is alright too :D


















































































































































    Ahha. i'm straight :p
     
  10. mr.mescalito

    mr.mescalito Member

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    haha right on man... hopefully its what you think it is... (well , if youre a normal guy :p) same thing happened to me at a party last year while watching "the wall", although with the girl i liked and with a decent recollection of it :)...
     
  11. mr.mescalito

    mr.mescalito Member

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    lmfao :p
     
  12. canadian_boy

    canadian_boy Brohn Zmith

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    Eh well things happen :eek:

    If it was me i'd check with some buddies who were less stoned/drunk on what happened :eek:
     
  13. wildflowereyes

    wildflowereyes Senior Member

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    if theres ever anything i dont remember (usually i have a vague memory of everything), i always ask a friend who was more sober, or at least better at holding their alcohol.

    :)
     
  14. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

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    better check yourself and make sure you dont have superaids :eek:
     
  15. campfirejam

    campfirejam Something-Something

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    You were totally date raped, and if you weren't on a date, then you were party raped, or you were party druged. One of the three. Or you fell asleep thinking that someone was doing naughty things to you, so you actually undid your buckle and unzipped your pants yourself. Who knows.....;)
     
  16. moon_flower

    moon_flower Banned

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    You could catch herpes, Josh. You should watch that. :D
     
  17. cursed-lips

    cursed-lips Member

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    .....what the hell?? why wouldnt you be happy if you got some? if there was even a hint that i had "fun" with a girl...i wouldnt ruin it by asking questions!
     
  18. moon_flower

    moon_flower Banned

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    ....Because Josh isn't a pig. :D
     
  19. SunshineLovePeace

    SunshineLovePeace all you need is love

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    i hope you didnt catch gonosyphiherpalitis mayn :eek: haha im just kidding.. im sure everything was completely innocent, and i hope you find out once and for all cuz the suspense must be killing you :eek:

    in my personal opinion, unwanted/unremembered hook-ups are the worst possible kind and hardly even count.. why count [or worry about] something that you have absolutely no recollection of.

    i hope you get it all sorted out cuz it sounds like you're pretty worried about it, but my advice would be not to sweat it and dont feel too bad if what you think happend really did happen. we all do stupid things at one time or another :p
     
  20. Jelena :-)

    Jelena :-) ~

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    ahahahaha! trevor, you're the best :D

    and josh, i think thats pretty awesome. :p i hope you will remember everything later.
     

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