I think I want these sandals...

I think I am gonna order them in like, five minutes. Cool thing is they come in my size. Which is a rarity when you have size 13-14 (US sizes) feet... I am proportioned like a hobbit so you know. Kinda shorter (about 5'7") but big hands and feet...

 

Big hands are good for pianoing and guitaring.

Those don't look too comfortable though, unless you have thick feet. I could see my foot just sliding forward all the time in them.

 

Yes, is very nice for playing guitar. I can span my index and pinky across 7 fretts... I don't know how impressive this seems to another musician, but it amazes non-musicians when I tell them

I have very thick and wide feet, so it'd probably fit well. I e-mailed Soul-Flower to see if they could tell me how wide they are (because they might not be wide enough...).

I am also thinking about selling my car and buying a truck...

 

You should buy a garbage truck, and ride around town picking up everything you see in people's front yards, and then claim that you thought they put it out there so that it would be thrown away.

How much are the sandals? Are they made out of the hemp?

 

watch out sandals are the leading cause of losing your sandals!

 

those are some crazy sandals man...crazy

 

The sandals are $25, and I don't think they are made of hemp... Found them on Soul-Flower.com under accessories though...

Hahaha, a garbage truck would be sweet! But I think they only get like 3 miles to the gallon, hahaha. If it is any consolation, I plan on picking up litter and throwing it into the back of my truck?

:lol:

 

25$ is a whole lot of sandal money.

I would rather buy some crack rock.


... you should throw babies into your truck instead of litter. That way you can always eat on the go.

 

I am hard on cheap sandals though... They never last. I need to invest on a good pair, so I have also been thinking about splurging on a pair of Birkenstocks. The best pair I ever had was a pair of gray flip-flops for like $2 or something. They lasted me like, 2 years of all-weather wearing. I had a dog chew one of them up a little but I still wore them. Stupid me though, decided to leave them on my porch and another one of my dogs got a hold of them and now they are no more.

But a pair of $2 flip-flops like that only come along once in a lifetime. I lost my chance with them. But I will always cherrish the time we speant... Especially in the winter when it is snowing and people are like "Why are you wearing flip-flops when it is snowing?!" and I am all like "Because I can't be barefoot here..."

Oooh, babies aye? Mothers need to watch out for me in my baby-snatching truck...

 

Yeah... I've had cheap ass flip-flops last me years. Love them things. Got me a pair of rather cheap yet comfy flip flops now... 7$ on sale... they're doing fine.

My problem with expensive flip sandals is like Sitareric said... they tend to get lost.

 

That seems to be the problem with Sunglasses... Or so I have heard. I have perscription glasses, so I haven't worn shades in a while...

 

Makes sense.

I'm not too worried about loosing sunglasses, I went through a stage when I stole them from gas stations all the time, so I have a bunch of them laying around in different countries and states... I can always find a pair somewhere

 

A phase like kleptomania?

I used to have a problem with germs. I would wash the sould of my shoes/sandals after using a public bathroom. Ever seen monk? I was about like that.

Now I have a thing with having 10 pens in my apron at work. 10 is an awesome number.

 

Sunglasses piss me off, so I tend to drive without them half of the way to my destination, then end up putting them on.

 

If I wanna wear sunglasses, I have to put on contacts. And I hate contacts. It isn't worth it.

 

Ya, a tad of kleptomania. I was dead ass broke though, so stealing food from walmart kind of got me in the groove.

 

I'll get you in the groove.

 

Yeah baby yeah.

 

jesus walks

 

Yeah, but they don't tell you about the times he took a camel.