i think im gonna be sick...

i just ate about a ton of candy corn....

i dont feel good

 

Yeah... there's too much damn candy everywhere... I'm going to my friend's house... he bought a bunch of dry ice and we're going to find some way to incorporate it into our halloween costumes... I'm going to wear a cowboy hat thing and a coat and tie with a pair of boxers... only I'm going to use his grandmother's dildo and put it in the boxers... and then I'm going to wear make up and cowboy boots

 

Tell me I didn't just read the phrase "grandmother's dildo."

Last year, in my film as lit class our teacher would make us popcorn and give us other food as we watched movies. Around halloween, she found all of this old candy corn, and we decided to risk it. I knew it wasn't going to be good, and that I should have stopped much sooner....but sometimes with candy corn, that just doesn't happen.

 

were you serious about the grandmother and dildo part? lol

 

I'm not sure yet. I'll have to wait and see if she'll let us use her collection for our costumes... seriously, she has about two dozen in this safe in their closet... I could like... tape them to my costume... I have pictures of when we were playing with them... let's see....

(I wonder if I'm allowed to post this... )

 

Dude, George, that's disgusting.

 

I love how vainy it is.

 

omg, that's fucking hilarious.

 

jesus christ......what the fuck are you going to be for halloween?

 

I was a transvestite! (Seriously)... and no... his grandmother took the dildos with them to Maine when they moved.

 

Did you really dress as a woman?

Uh-oh... you shouldn't have told me that...

 

halloween party... gonna b more sick than u....

 

Yes, I did dress as a woman. I was Tammy Faye ... even carried a bible..