I want to go on a sex-oriented vacation.

if you are willing to plan and pay for a vacation expecting to have sex whenever you want, you'd better to be ready to pay for sex too. preferably somewhere that it's legal and with consenting adults.

 

So are you saying I should visit Reno, Nevada, instead?

 

Honestly-I think that's whats she sayin'.

 

lol

 

So, let me pose a serious question. Where should I go on Spring Break to get some action and have a very good chance of doing so without having to pay for it?

 

i don't think there's anywhere you can go where girls are just fucking everybody with no stipulations. if there were such a place, it would be overrun by men by now anyway.

if you can get laid at home, you'll be able to get laid at any of the major spring break destinations: cancun, daytona, south padre, panama city, puerto vallarta, etc., and probably also wherever else you decide to go.

if you can't get laid at home, your chances might be slightly better at one of the places i listed, but i wouldn't say "very good chance" anywhere unless you're paying.

 

this is starting to be creepy and desperate.

 

yeah, this guy's going to fit right in here.

 

Neither creepy nor desperate. However, it makes no sense to me to go into this without a plan of some sort. This is likely not going to be a dirt-cheap trip and if I'm going to shell out the green, I want to get my money's worth. I need to have some idea of what to expect when I get there. I sure as heck don't want to end up somewhere with high expectations and find myself in the middle of a sausage fest or an army of cock blockers.

 

Hedonism I, II or III

 

that's what we're trying to say to you man! there is no guarantee unless you are going to pay for sex.

 

why can't you just go somewhere, get drunk, see sights, party, and enjoy your trip? and then if you get to have sex, even better!

 

Sounds like a good idea. I think my problem is that I want to get laid on this trip so bad I can taste it, but I would prefer not to have to resort to buying it. So I'm kind of stuck. Location-wise, my first inclination is either Cancun or Las Vegas. However, a friend of mine has spoken highly of Santa Catalina Island off the coast of CA so I'm going to research it carefully as well. I'm about 90% sure I'm going to cross Jamaica off my list because I don't think I trust it. Have heard some horror stories about unfortunate American tourists that never came back. So as of now, it's likely going to be Cancun, Vegas, or Santa Catalina Island, or Panama City Beach. I can't go to all four, obviously. Decisions, decisions.

 

Vatican City

 

Jamaica is a wonderful country full of wonderful people, so maybe it's best you don't go.

 

change your user name to

"get some & a life"



just kidding op. couldn't help it.

 

shagaluf.

 

you sure sound like a virgin. you must be clueless about how women work.

how old are you? are you good looking? are you confident? do you have social skills?

it does not matter where you take a vacation. you will not get sex if you do not know what you are doing.

especially good looking college women. you must be crazy to think you can get a hot girl to hook up with you when she can hook up with several other good looking confident athletes who know what they are doing.

 

maybe because they were having so much sex.

 

vigilanteherbalist said that you could crash at her place