I want

toothpaste will burn if it gets inside...

 

:lol: That was great, thank you for that!

 

Guys really are retarded.

 

I wish I had a penis today.

 

That's why they're the weaker sex...

 

Me too.

 

Yeah...I'd have to agree.

 

were not retarded

 

Yes all knuckle draggers are.

 

we so are.

 

Ahem: ladies, raise your hand if you've ever had this thought: "I wonder if toothpaste would burn if I put some inside my vagina? I think I'll try it and find out."

 

I've had that thought, though instead of toothpaste I thought Listerine...

 

Listerine isn't going to make the smell go away....maybe Lysol?

 

Note to self: pick up crates of Lysol on the way home...

Thanks tree!! because the Listerine were starting to burn my sores...

 

I just douche with bleach. Totally does the trick.

 

whoa whoa whoa...you're acting like i did it on purpose and i didn't

 

this is a strange thread....

 

How do you accidentally get toothpaste inside your penis?!

Is this the same sort of thing where guys end up at the emergency room because they accidentally sat down on a gerbil and now it's stuck up there?

 

hahahaha.....

 

I use bleach on my ass hairs to turn them bleach blonde, it makes it look more "beachy" People take notice now, they never did before...