I was quite bored last night.

So when I got out of the shower, I squawked around my room naked, doing this.









Oh. And then a cute one.



...I sent one picture to my drunk friend and she peed herself, she was so terrified.

 

i was bored last night too. so i masturbated.


win.

 

Well, this was when I had already fapped so much I couldn't physically fap anymoar.

 

there is no such fapping limit.

 

:cheers2: fap until your gentials fall off.

 

You look like a Nazi POW.

 

Are those lightning bolts in absence of your boobs?

 

There's boobs there, too.



Tits. I has them.

 

I've succeeded.

:cheers2:

 

The lightning bolts are badass by the way.

 

That's the thing.

They did.

But the epoxy should be dry by nao... and I just got new batteries. I haven't had batteries for either one of my dildos in months and months and months.

So with that, I bid youll's adieu...

 

you set your sights too low.



nipples or there's no boobs.

 

Roffle. You could've just asked.

It's not like I have any remote sense of modesty.

 

well, I'm bored right now. WHat should I do? Masturbation just ended.

 

No fun.

 

duh. fap moar.

 

Ugh.

 

Pressed Rat wants Toolmaggot's prepubescent body draped across his own.

 

Yeah, I don't like fatties either.

 

yikes