I was the stripper at my own bachelor party.

aparently I got soo drunk last night I was running around in the street in front of my house butt ass naked. it was like 3am I hope nobody saw me except my two friends. They took pictures.

Before all that we went bowling. I guess I threw up on my shirt and took it off in the bowling alley.

 

is that a U.S. tradition or something...here in Canada we have women come to the bachelor parties to strip...you guys down there should look into it

 

At my bachelor party I got a bulimic stripper.

She didn't pop out of a cake, a cake popped out of her.

 

lol nice one death.

 

I would wonder why your friends would want pictures of your tweeter...

lol, seriously.

 

Once I went to a bachelor party (I'm too cool to be left out, even though I have a vagina), and it was me, the groom-to-be's cousin's fiance, and the stripper as the only females there. The stripper was wearing this tight little tube top and black mini skirt and her fat was oozing out of all available exits. Her stretch marks could be seen from space, and she was loud and obnoxious. Then, without one show for the whole party, she slipped into a bedroom and charged everyone but the groom to get a peek show. Don't think she made much that night...but at least the groom was so trashed that he thought they got him a hot stripper. Hahahaha.

 

i've been to only one bachelors party, for a civil union of a friend, let's just say it was different.

 

My friend had a bachelor party and let his brother find the stripper for it. Mistake # 1

And his brother got this girl's business card from a guy he worked with. Mistake # 2

Then hired her for the job without seeing her first. Mistake # 3

Well, he got a girl that looked just like the one you described but with really bad hemrroids that glared at us whenever she bent over. She put on the raunchiest show, including using empty beer bottles for dildos. It was so raunchy that it really turned everyone off and she was heckled all night. After the show she let everyone know she would suck all of our dicks for $20 each, and got mad and left when no one took her up on it.

Later that night we went to a real strip club and the best looking stripper in the place told us that she would have done the show for half of what the fat beast charged and she would have brought her cousin (who worked with her) along as well.

It took his brother years to live that down.

 

Yeah...this girl wasn't morbidly obese or anything like that, and apparently she was a childhood friend, but ugh. I was like, "If I knew THAT was what you paid, I would've popped my titties out for FREE."

 

y u no post?

 

lol Sounds like you had a good time, at least.

I've only been to one bachelor party, but there were no strippers. Just gallons upon gallons of liquor, an almost unsmokable amount of marijuana, and lots and lots of pills.

One dude was so fukt up that he threw this annoying little ankle-biting dog into the bonfire, so we kicked his ass. lol

 

awwwwhhh poor dog <3




and swit swwoooo death!!!!!!!!!!

 

hahahahhahahahaha

Yeah, it didn't really get hurt, but we still beat the fuck out of the dude that did it. lol

 

im glad you did

i tried repping you ugh. i dont rep people enough so i have to spread more bla bla bla

 

Lol epic bachelor parties are epic, glad you had a good time mate!

 

good job

 

LOL.......

 

lol funny shit....even though i'm american (fuck this)

 

thanks. I was reluctant to post it. There's a couple more photos. Am I allowed to show my ass on here?