i washed my car, and a bird pooped.

i haven't done this... ever. it was so gross. we live on a very dusty lane, and it hasn't rained all summer. it was really bad. soooo dirty.

so i washed it today. i was out sudsing and scrubbing in my little red bikini...

so i go inside to let it dry. and when i come out like, 15 minutes later, a goddamn bird had already pooped on it!!!! GRRRRR

 

:smilielol5::smilielol5: sorry.. i was feeding him berries.

 

I keep my car out in the street all year round. It is like a toilet for all the local creatures. Cats are the worst.

 

Another reason for reintroducing DDT into the enviroment. Damn birds!

 

Isn't that what always happens as soon as you wash the car the birds come outta nowhere and do a number on the car!!!

 

That's why my cats live outside.

 

to poop on your car?

 

To eat the birds.

 

watch out! some day a bird might eat your cat!

 

exactly! it's been ALL FUCKING SUMMER that i haven't washed my car. not a single bird poop. 15 minutes after i get it all shiny and red again, BAM!!!

this is the last time my car was "washed," back in virginia, during an ice storm.



all that time, and no damn bird poopie!!!

 

quit feeding berries to the birds!!!!

 

thats not a car, thats a hotwheels!

 

Your trees have no leaves??

 

not in the winter they don't. that was in virginia, in a motherfucking ice storm in january.

hehe, boogs... it's not a hotwheels, it's hot wheels! it's a sweet ass ride, and i fucking love my car.

 

i used to have a red MG midget... damn i loved that car.

 

hehe... awesome!! i love my little 2 seater hotrod. it'll suck when i start having babies... but i'll just stay at home or take the bus with them, lol!

 

Sorry...I didnt see the whole post....I thought that looked like ice

 

yes, it was definitely ice. it was motherfucking everywhere. that was at about 7:30 in the morning, i had just driven home after pulling a double at work (evening shift+night shift). it had started icing at about 5pm. it was wicked, but totally gorgeous.

 

Honda Del Sol?

 

yup... 1996. it was jrnyman's, but he's got his beemer he's fixing up, so she became my baby.