I will tell you one lie and one truth

If you care enough, it is for you to decide which one is true and which one is not.

1. I once sucked off a guy
2. I once got fucked in my ass with a dildo by a girl

Have fun!

 

Number two is true.

 

every man has been fucked up the ass by a girl with a dildo at least once.

 

A real man can take it in the ass, and look his woman in the eye the same day.

 

At the same time?

 

Nah, that's only if you're a real man and gumby.

 

Gumby, also fictitious.

 

I dont think I could do that to someone. Id be afriad to hurt them yick

 

I am amazed that nobody has found the right answer yet, but I will not reveal what it is.

 

If it is number one I will be boarding the next flight to you.

 

it's not that difficult.

 

See you soon!

 

that's sexy. i assumed it was the more ordinary experience. well done, bird.

 

Hottest thing ever. Ever. I am going to have sweet dreams.

 

Thank you. But I rather suck a guy off than getting big things up my ass. It is an exit, not an entrance.

 

I am glad I could be of any assistance. Now help me get sweet dreams as well. :H

 

:H Can we have a threesome

 

you're ignoring a whole world of prostate massage and nerve endings. i could make you like it. it's a gentle process.

 

Definately. Which girl do you have in mind?

 

i really hope so. that'd be epic.