I wish I was a black man.

So I could sell tons of weed and everyone would know my name.
And I could blast ghetto music and smoke a blunt in my car.
And everyone would be like damn, I wanna smoke a blunt with you.
And I'd be rich as hell and have a badass jacket and some $500 shoes.

Hmm.

Sex change and brown sharpie?

 

because of course those are only things black men can do.

 

I want to be a black man so that I'd have a 15" penis which which I could slap my hos.

 

No,

look closer.

I didn't say that's what all black men do.


but I'm a 15 year old white girl, so I can't do that.

 

Yes, our countrys good to the black man alright.

 

hmm yea....ok

 

why not?

 

Actually...we have a lot of white girls in this area who try to be black.

So, if you move here, you'll fit right in!

 

I would hate to be a black man, my jeans already fit kinda tight down there!

 

AND... you'd be one step ahead of them if you had the sharpie!

 

Well I've been kinda selling weed for a friend, nothing big, but no one takes me seriously (I'm only 5'4 and 100lbs so i'm pretty small)

anyway i'm not actually trying to be black or anything just a thought i had cause that's what my friend and i were talking about an hour ago when we were smokin a blunt.

 

You do not need to be a black man to sell weed.

All you need are connections and good inventory.

If the price and quality are right you should be able to sell all you have.

To bad you are not in my area. I would take you seriously.

 

me too. me too.........*sigh*

 

this thread is fucking stupid

 

I was thinking the same thing.

How can you wish to be a color?

Worst of all, being 15 and dealing drugs-WHOA BAD NEWS!

I did it when I was around that age and I'm still warding off crack heads thinking I sstill deal.

They will learn-within time

 

I wasn't being completely serious.

It's just something that crossed my mind.

All I'm trying to say here, is

it's a lot easier to become known for selling weed if you are a black man than a white 15 year old girl who can't drive.
Sorry if it sounds racist, but it's a fact.

I'm not saying all black people sell weed
or anything like that.
I'm not trying to offend anyone or anything.

 

Pavel, I don't know how you could pass this up...

I wanna be black, have natural rhythm
Shoot twenty foot of jism too
And fuck up the jews

I wanna be black, I wanna be a panther
Have a girlfriend named samantha
And have a stable of foxy whores
Oh, oh, I wanna be black

I don’t wanna be a fucked up
Middle class college student anymore
I just wanna have a stable of
Foxy little whores
Yeah, yeah, I wanna be black
Oh, oh, I wanna be black
Yeah, yeah, I wanna be black

I wanna be black, wanna be like martin luther king
And get myself shot in the spring
And lead a whole generation, too
And fuck up the jews

I wanna be black, I wanna be like malcolm x
And cast a hex
Over president kennedy’s tomb
And have a big prick, too

Oh, I don’t wanna be a fucked up
Middle class college student no more
Yeah, I just wanna have a
Stable of foxy little whores

 

No- it only made out with stupid... it's not fucking her yet.

 

im black,and most of the people i buy from are white

 

The more I read your posts the more I think you are a drug dealer