I wish I were a redneck

Redneck girls are hot, that's all I have to say.

 

You could try going to the beach and forgetting sunscreen.

 

yeah, but that will just make me look like a redneck.

 

Wouldn't that help you score a redneck girl?

Drink more beer.

 

You could also get a puppy. All chicks love puppies.

 

I don't love puppies. :H
I don't resent this thread entirely. :H
Stupid Yankees. :H

 

Kitties then.

You're only a redneck if you wanna be.

 

Uh... I'm sporting a mini rat-tail mullet right now, if that turns you on.

 

I'd hit it.

Davey Crocket!!

 

maybe just tattoo the back of your neck red?

 

A lot of northern people are scary.

 

im a capricorn. :H.

 

Same here.

 

I think that northern rednecks are crazier than southern ones...... I haven't been to south in a while, but up here there's KKK, church banning of condoms, racial discrimination in school and work... kinda like 1950 all over again.

 

why are rednecks chickenshit?

 

oh you KNOW it turns me on :&

jsdlkfjsdk oh it sure does

 

All you hafta do to score a redneck babe is make sure you have more teeth than her, that she can pee farther standin up and can beat you in a sptting contest!

 

Ahhahahah Smokey :d

 

Yea, I make chics laugh! Next thing they are rippin my clothes off!