I wish the dog had money.

I'd just stay home and pet her all day.

 

Start charging her rent.

Then she'd have to get a job

 

Right! And she just sleeps and eats all day.

 

that's what I'm doing to my cat...he's gotta find a job before the year ends OR ELSE!

He's thinking of becoming a Walmart greeter...

 

if your dog had money, you'd probably never see it again.

 

You think she's just pretending to love me for food?

 

They would probably hire him...

 

Just about anyone can become a walmart greeter.

 

I know, it doesnt even have to be a human being

 

I assume evil robots would make the best Walmart greeters.

Weclome pitiful humans, abandon all hope.

 

Man..... If I could just get my crew to pay for their own food, I'd be cool. (2 dogs, 7 cats, and 2 birds)

 

holy shit! Do they all live inside the house with you? The smell of cat pee must be horrid.

 

Yes they do and as far as the smell goes there's very little. I use wood pellets as litter and that traps the odor..... The leftover sawdust can also be used as a garden amendment. Works for me.

 

We could have a contest to see who has the most pets and the winner gets a billion dollars. If dogs had money, I would be a billionaire. We have 7 dogs now, 3 cats, a rabbit, 3 birds, and a miniature horse. I'm thinking of eliminating my food bill for a while. I could feed the birds to the cats, then the cats and the rabbit to the dogs, then feed the dogs to the horse. All taht would be left for us to do is eat the horse.

Okay, actually (just to avoid the ruckus from the rights people) I like having the dogs greet me at the door. I usually have 3 dogs in my lap in the evenings when I'm reading or watching the telly.

 

Sounds like a brain teaser. Cats eat the birds, dogs eat the cats. In vietnam you eat the dog. In soviet russia dog eat you.

 

i have 3.5 million roaches.






(i don't really have roaches... unless this contest actually pays...)

 

Of course the contest pays; in Iraqi Dinar.

 

I resemble that remark...

 

Haha! Ain't that the truth.

 

if dogs had pockets like kangaroos, they would have money..