I wish..

I really do...

















I wish..
















That I was as cool as all you damn hippies.

 

I wish something which if I spoke it you would all think I was crazy.....


I also wish someone had assasinated bush....

 

I wish I had an uncle that wasn't such a fucking lunatic.

 

I'm bored as hell.

 

the simpsons is on in my time zone......

 

Fucking hippies.



Dammit... I wanna make some hash brownies.

 

I'm allergic to soy, I wish I weren't.....

 

i wish it was later so my rents would go to bed and i can smoke this dank shit i picked up tonight

 

I'm allergic to the artificial coloring in some cheeses... and most powdered cheeses.

 

I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go off
I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on
I wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung on
The Christmas tree, I wish I was the star that went on top
I wish I was the evidence, I wish I was the grounds
For 50 million hands upraised and open toward the sky

I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me
I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me
I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good
I wish I was the full moon shining off a Camaro's hood

I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun
I wish I was the souvenir you kept your house key on
I wish I was the pedal brake that you depended on
I wish I was the verb 'to trust' and never let you down

I wish I was a radio song, the one that you turned up
I wish...
I wish...

:H

I also wish that when the morning newspaper comes I won't get a heart attack. I should never ever be up when it comes because the sound scares me.

 

Cheese is bad.

 

Yeah, same thing here.

My parents don't mind if I do and they'd rather I stay home and do it anyway, but I don't like doing it while they're awake because I always flip out and get paranoid if I hear someone doing something.

 

soy really messes me up, I had some last night (accidentally) and my joints all hurt, I have rashes and I'm slightly sick to my stomach....

 

yeah my dad will never be cool with it and my mom is like in denial. everytime is ay something about it the only response she gives me is "you'd better not", but she sees me walk outside with a loaded bong and doesnt stop me so its all good.

 

*ghetto accent* I know you did''n jus' put no lyrics in my thread! :$

 

would you like to borrow my 9 pat?

 

Damn right. :$ I'ma bust a cap in dis biatch. :$

 

i think you should be the newest member of g-unit. gangsta to tha Ko'

 

MMMM send some to me ...

 

So what if I did?