I would have 430 extra bucks this month if I wasnt such a dumbass

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Death, Mar 19, 2011.

  1. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    My speeding ticket cost me 215 bucks. I was doing 22 over.

    My new phone cost me 215 bucks. I pissed on my old one. That's why I',m not allowed to drink liquor.

    Its expensive being stupid.
     
  2. lawnboy3

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    Ah man, tht sucks. Were you drunk when speeding too?

    Otherwise, I'd say phone destruction is pretty common when drunk, and you shouldn't be too hard on yourself :D
     
  3. Yeah, it is expensive being a twat but it certainly made me smile. I suppose us women are very unlikely to get caught out pissing on our phones! ;)
     
  4. Death

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    No I was delivering pizzas.
     
  5. Death

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    when you're unconscious, you don't really have any contorol over what gets pissed on, I also needed to get a new wallet, and my cigs were ruined.

    And so is my friend's recliner.
     
  6. wyldwynd

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    wow my speeding ticket was 450 :( sux
     
  7. lawnboy3

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    Jeeze that's crazy!

    I've gotten a 67/30, 77/55, and a 120/55 and never paid more than 300. Did you get points taken away in exchange for a higher fine or something :confused:
     
  8. wyldwynd

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    paid fifty something for traffic school and the ticket was issued in california soo i think thats why it is higher,,,and i was doing 97 in a 75 but he dropped it to 90,,,he told me he has seen them as high as 1500,,,,the closer you get to 100 mph the more it is i think,,,
     
  9. lawnboy3

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    Damn. Well I'm in NY and ours are high but CA is above and beyond. :sunny:
     
  10. wyldwynd

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    oops it was only 424


    Fine with Traffic School Fee: $424.00Total Amount Paid: $424.00
     
  11. wyldwynd

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    yah u being in new york yours should be higher,,,,i was going downhill too,,i was robbed
     
  12. lawnboy3

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    Tickets suck! It always seems when you get them, you aren't speeding as much as you think you are lol.

    Or, in my case occasionally, just driving like a moron.
     
  13. Death

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    yeah they got me for 57 in a 35, but I think I was only around fifty. You have to TRY to go 57 in my 4cyl 3500 lb. mazda with a slippy transmission. I was just cruisin tryin to dodge potholes when I noticed cop lights.

    Also, I don't know how accurate her gun was, cuz she was driving the opposite way when she clocked me. I didn't know they could clock you without being stationary.
     
  14. SpacemanSpiff

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    your mazda should actually only weigh about 2300 lbs


    I drive like a normal person ..no tickets :)
     
  15. lawnboy3

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    I hear you. I used to clutch to neutral in my old VW Jetta in High school down hills etc and I got a ticket that way.

    Yea who knows, they radar you and can say whatever they want. I wonder if anyone has ever questioned the cop for the proof of the radar, and the cop was lying...
     
  16. Death

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    The point is, Court costs are more than the ticket. That way, fighting it is pointless and counterproductive.
     
  17. Death

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    lol yeah, I'm thinking of the omega. lol.

    Still, my mazda crawls and shifts rough, and I'm told its too heavy for the transmission installed on the i4
     
  18. lawnboy3

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    Yup. I've seen cops just waving a line of cars over on the highway. And a backup officer waiting to chase anyone who doesn't just pull over.

    I've always went to court though pleading not guilty, and talked with the officer. They always knock points or the speed down, depending on your situation. Sometimes, they don't show and your case gets dismissed. :bobby:
     
  19. lovelyxmalia

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    does this explain your sig pic? :tongue:
     
  20. Death

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    Nah that guy is dead
     
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