I would punch my grandmother in the face for...

A nap

Chipotle Burrito

My old jeans to fit

A job lead

And a pony

What would you punch your, not mine, grandmother in the face for?

 

The only reason i would punch my grandmother is because i know my fist would knock her amnesia right out of her...sadly this wont work because im not jesus.

 

I would never.

 

a full time job, well...30-35 hours, that pays $12 per hour, that I like.

That would be win right now.

 

I would never punch my grannies . Both are long gown now . desert rat

 

I couldn't!

 

i wouldl punch my grandmother for just one more hit.. that's all i need man is just one more hit and i'll be good to go.

I'd punch my grandmother for some of her good down home cooking.

I'd punch my grandmother for her inheritance, but then i guess that would mean i'd have to punch whichever one of her immediate children to get it from them afterward

 

Nothing

 

They're both dead, so I'd punch them for just about anything.

 

i don't think i would. the one is certainly decayed enough by now that i would be punching bone, which would be both painful and gross (but for a half a billion dollars, i might change my mind). the other is 91, so i'm pretty sure punching her would amount to murder. and i'm not down with that.

 

How reasonable.
And it's not because you love your grandmas too much to punch them?

 

that may be a factor too, but it's not as interesting to post about and seems like a bit of a given.

 

It seems this post may have been taken too literal.

What I meant to say is what do you have a hankering for at this very moment?

 

ironically, i could really go for some grandma punching right now.

 

in hopes my mother would feel it..

 

Can I punch my dead grandma? I don't think she's using her face anymore, so she wouldn't mind.

But I'd kill a toddler for my dad's porkchop soup (it's not really supposed to be soup, but that's what it always ends up as), an apple pie from McDonald's (don't you judge me!), a pair of purple hi-top Chuck Taylors, a pair of sunglasses that don't make my face hurt, and a desk job.

 

I would


but it would have to be for a lot of money

and they would have to give me permission (if they were alive)

if it was more than a few grand im pretty sure they would have both given permission

 

For..
.. a laugh.

Horrible East European pyscho-nut.
Altho she did have the misfortune of knowing my father too.
Either way, some people ain't worth the time of day.

My other grandmother was pretty ok tho.

 

I couldn't and wouldn't!!!

 

I'm a grandmother and if anyone even tried to punch me in the face I would rip off his/her head and shit on his/her lungs. We're not all frail wee cunts you know!