Ice storm.

There's this massive ice storm that just hit Northeast Ohio, and people are wreckin' everywhere, twenty car pileups and shit. Everything is covered in a half inch of ice.

So I wake up from a post-work nap and am like, "Hmm. Time to get into my footie pajamas and head over to Thsam's, get drunk, build a pillow fort and fuck". I get out of the shower and my mum's like, "YR NOT GOING ANYWHERE OMGZZ BAD ROADS".

Nao, I have no problem with bad roads. My truck is a beast. I delivered pizzas through three feet of snow last February during a freak blizzard. I was like, "Fuck that shit."

And then, five minutes later, she busts into my room and goes "HAH. You can't go anywhere! They shut down the freeway."

Mother's ass. Now I'm sitting here waiting for it to re-open so I can go get my drank on, get my secks on, and get the fuck outta here.

 

sounds like sno-cone weather... i'd like lemon please.

 

We had an ice storm 10 days ago that nearly crippled the region; at one point 1 million homes were without power in the northeast.

hotwater

 

oh shit!
i thought you were smoking rocks!

 

down here we had a lot of sleet and ice over the course of the day, but it's warmed slightly since then, and now we've been getting just a lot of regular rain.

 

pttf..

 

i haven't left the house in a week. (not because i have no life, because us in the northwest aren't used to snow. especially not three feet.)


and i really like your outfit for your sexy time.

 

My outfit for my sexy time?

 

Maybe she's talking about this one.

 

it hit here in Columbus last night, and I slid into a parked car on some black ice

Just waiting to find out how much I will owe

 

footie pajamas.

 

Oh, f'realz.

Only the best things happen in these footies. Yr the one that has the same ones, right?

 

Oh, and I eventually went stir crazy and just left. The roads weren't bad at all. The freeway was re-opened.

And I cuddled up under a mountain of blankets and secksed.

In case you were actually curious.

 

I am indeed. However, I have never used them to seduce anyone

 

i was dying to know.

 

Seduce me.

 

I thought i'd already done that

 

We just got four feet of snow in the last week here in michigan. you'd think that living in michigan, dealing with snow every fucking year, people would know how to handle it. nope. they all act fucking retartedly. and drive like fuckin morons

 

Awesome. :cheers2:

 

no shit. i always understand people slowing down for the first snow of the year. but last night i was stuck going 15 mph in a 45 mph zone because the road was wet (not icy or snowy; wet).