if and when you got to Heaven and God checked you out and thought you were cute and

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by ChiefCowpie, Oct 30, 2004.

  1. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

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    wanted to have sex with you, what would you do?
     
  2. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    depends on if i find him/her attractive, i suppose. i don't see why god would need to, being both sexes in one and doing a great job of creating all on it's own.
     
  3. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    No. I am the SOn of God and therefore it would be incest.
     
  4. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    I'd ask what's in it for me? :rolleyes:
     
  5. TrippinBTM

    TrippinBTM Ramblin' Man

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    Could there BE any sex better than with God? Easy answer: fuck the shit out of God (I hope God is a female....)
     
  6. thumontico

    thumontico Member

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    The meaning of life is to get to heaven, no? What is your meaning when you get there? To enjoy Happiness? How does Happiness exists without sadness?
     
  7. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    (i think thumontico wants us to bash him up)
     
  8. thumontico

    thumontico Member

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    wa wa wee wa
     
  9. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    (now i think hes talking in his native language, and asking us to kill his family)
     
  10. thumontico

    thumontico Member

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    why do people not consider the meaning of the 'afterlife'?
     
  11. dangermoose

    dangermoose Is a daddy

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    i'd do god, hell i'd even swallow.
     
  12. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

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    .....................your a perv aren't you
     
  13. northernlehigh97

    northernlehigh97 Senior Member

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    Something tells me (the Bible) that God doesn't have premarital sex. Heck, God doesn't have sex at all. God didn't do anything to have Jesus.
     
  14. thumontico

    thumontico Member

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    Yeah really, God doesn't do much at all... Really, whats the last thing that lazy bastard has done since biblical times? God needs to start pullin his weight, how long will humans keep believing in him if he doesn't start to show his presence?

    or maybe he doesn't exist at all?
     
  15. northernlehigh97

    northernlehigh97 Senior Member

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    Well I'm sure God exists. He performed many miracles. But I don't ever put God to the test. I just have faith.




     
  16. thumontico

    thumontico Member

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    As you have been instructed to do...

    What miracles, where can I get one? Do I not get any because I don't believe in Him? Has he forsaken me? Maybe what you call miracles are merely earthly phenomena. Nah, God's more likely, eh?
     
  17. Antimatter235

    Antimatter235 Member

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    thumontico you're SOOOO selfish!!! Miracles only happen to a few other people that you don't know.
     
  18. northernlehigh97

    northernlehigh97 Senior Member

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    You don't demand miracles, they just happen. I know the difference between a miracle and an earthly phenomena. I don't think a mere earthly phenomena could have healed me when I was sick, considering the doctor's couldn't either. God hasn't forsaken you, he loves everyone. And no one has instructed me to follow God, but God. I love God. I'm a Jesus freak...yayyyyyyyy...woooooohooooo...He rules...I'm Jesuscentric...God is the greatest...Read the Bible. It's neither antique nor modern, it's eternal...if that doen't clear things up, I will gladly give you an open invitation to faith should you have any more questions...
     
  19. thumontico

    thumontico Member

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    As a concern of clarity, and saving from invading your privacy, can you explain to me your disease, your doctor's assessment and God's role in your recovery?
     
  20. northernlehigh97

    northernlehigh97 Senior Member

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    When I was approx. five I had pneumonia. I thought it was just a really bad cold, as did everyone else. So if you happen to know anything about pneumonia it needs to be treated. My lungs had filled up 80% with fluid. I couldn't hardly breath. My parents decided they needed to take me to the doctors. By the time I had got their they gave my all kinds of needles, medications, and a breathing machine. I was admitted me into the hospital. I was in the hospital for almost two months. The doctor had told my parents that I had about a 10% chance of living, and that there was nothing else they could do for me. My pastor, family and friends prayed day and night. About a month later God made a way through the pain and He opened my eyes. By a miracle, which not even the doctor could believe, I started to get better. So there you have it...to quote my sweetest friend and since I probaby wouldn't be posting this without all she does for me, "Jesus rawks my sawks!" I'm a Godoholic!!!!! It was sooooo wonderful!!! I live for God.....yayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!! Alrightttttttt!!!!!!! God rules!!!!!!!
     
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