If Celery talks (cough)

Is the celery enlightened or misguided?

 

bored. it's bored.

 

and it probably has some stupid, dumbass opinion to give that you don't wanna hear and don't give a shit about, who the fuck respects the opinion of celery?

 

LMFAO. I KNEW i loved you for a reason kcta. haha.

yeah boredom. that is huge.

 

it won't be talking for long thats for sure

delicious

 

...apparently celery does have nutritional value, I still don't fuckin like it though, it thinks its so great all green and leafy, what has celery ever done for me?! nothing thats what.

 

it has potassium in a decent quantity for what its worth

yum

 

it would say celery things that would be of no interest to anyone but celery.

 

Thankfully it doesn't.

 

It would scream as I eat it mercilessly.

 

hehehe
you KNOW you are now my FAVORITE hip forum person. <333
lmfao.

 

Mmmm celery. it's pretty worthless nutrition wise... but it's hella good with pb or in soups and yeah the fact that you burn more calories eating it (so i heard them) then it has.. it's a double edged sword. I'll eat celery. give me some mmmm... water veggie.

 

:willy_nilly:

 

i love celery. most of the things i cook have to have a hint of celery to bring out all the flavors. my girls can't get enough of it, either.

 

I eat lots of raw celery, but when I get around large quantities of any high cellulose vegetable my face does this weird thing involuntarily, I love veggies, so it's not revulsion, it's just.... it's weird, and makes me very uncomfortable because it's not something I can control.

 

celery is amazing. i always have it on hand but come on.. if you dont work the celery, its kinda boring just to take out the bag and eat it all when you want flava.

 

can you teach me to eat raw veggies?

 

where is the teach? it's just crunchier.

 

do you eat peppers or carrots? they are hella gross. i hate raw veggies.

 

use some lite salt and black pepper