If girls attack a guys groin, do they smile first ?

Any mod reading this please close this thread - its going nowhere


Edited afterrwards: OK so maybe smiling is not a typical warning sign at all, but WHAT is ? Going a step forward or looking down a bit to better aim, or sort of stiffening the muscles or stopping to talk or anything ? Just if you ever did this to a guy try to remember what he might have OBSERVED from your behaviour immediatley before, OK ? And if you think people will think you as brutal, you can just write you did it because he was going to rape you, OK ? And one more thing: If you dont want to do ME a favour, thats OK, but I guess there are some guys here that you think are hot, and I guess you would not want them to loose THEIR manlyhood one day, right ? And even if they laugh now they might store what you tell as warning signs in their subconscioussnes and when they are in such a situation it might save them, so its not about me, OK ?

 

Actually, it's more of a big smile... you know... one that stretches from ear to ear.

Then they shout "Shaaaabang!", and kick you like a bad mamma jamma.

I say damn, you say damn... I say yo, you say yo.

Woooooo!

Ahhh!

 

I dunno, in my daily groin-attacks I never smile before causing grave bodily harm. Ruins the surprise factor. It's best done mid-sentence with no warning whatsoever

 

i'll tell you what..if i ever meet you and i'm smiling...i am going to kick you in the groin

 

OK, if someone started a topic whether theres something you can recognize as a warning before a snake bites you, like a rattlesnake making sounds with her rattle or a cobra erecting herself, would you think this funny too ?

 

Hmmm....cobra erecting herself.

 

I'd be kinda dissapointed if a girl wasn't happy when she was kicking me in the balls.

Why is my groin not worthy of a 'lil smile?

 

You have a snake fetish too?

 

Uhhum.

My only wish in life is to have my penis strangled by a python till orgasm.

 

any thread started by one "GermanLoveMachine" is a fucking joke to me.....sorry
put me on ignore?
lodui i'd smile at your groin, i think ihmurria would too

 

i like yelling JUDO KICK! like i'm austin powers

 

Yowza.

I realy need to get a digi camera and take some new shots of myself for the ladies. The ones I have are 2 years old.

And my own vanity.

 

quoted for truth :X

especially the any thread started by germanlamemachine being a huge fucking joke

 

What you mean by "The any thread" ??? You are on dope or something ???

 

I think you should have posted this in Women's Issues....with a poll.

 

If MY groin is kicked, than its MY issue, and I am a man OK, so its definetly NOT a womans issue, and I might have posted it in mens issues, but if I would only know from the victims side then I would never learn whether its somehow systematically from womans side or jsut by accident, I mean if its a common trick that women get taught by whoever and therefore sort of reliable as a warnign sign !!!

 

Are you INSANE? No, we don't get "taught" to do any of that.

I can tell you that as a woman, if I was being attacked, the guy can say good bye to his nads because I would rip them off to get away from an attacker. That is the only time I would ever do that...if my life were at stake.

You keep defending your actions that got you kicked. I don't care if that kid called yuo a whore and told you to go fuck your mother....you can not slap someone else's child. Case closed. YOU WERE IN THE WRONG.

 

Im not defending any actions, but I would surely like that when I next time flirt with a girl that it does not go wrong in such a way !!! I cant guarantee that it will be a success, OK, so if she does not spread her legs for me, very well, I think of it as an experiment where I have LEARNT something ! But if you dont mind, I would like to keep my "nads" as you call them intact when doing this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I strongly suggest that you date wheelchair bound women exclusively as their ability to kick is compromised.

 

This pleasuzre I leave to YOU !