If I was in your bed..

If I was in your bed..


If you woke up one mornin and saw me in your bed what would u do?

1) go back to sleep
2) slap me
3) cuss me out
4) jus tell me to leave
5) climb on top of me and cuddle
6) fuck me .... details please!
7) give me head
8) make me breakfast
9) ask me my name (lol)
10) call the cops

 

i'd tell you to get the fuck outta my bed and get downstairs to the couch bed

 

Fart in Your Face...

 

You look kinda like a hallucination.

Probably just go back to sleep.

 

I'd probably say "what the f***!" and make a mad dash for my husband's closet and pull out his 45.

 

It depends. WHat side of the bed are you on and how bad do I have to go potty.

 

So far, no one has answered from the list of choices....

 

Option # 11) I'd kill you, beginning with a slow and painful torture process

 

Okay, okay. Once I figured out it was you, I'd probably grumble "leave me alone", roll over, and go back to sleep.

And then, maybe if you kept your trap shut I'd make you some breakfast once I decided to wake up again.

 

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

"Scrambled or fertilized?"

 

But maybe I don't want to make eggs. Maybe I want to make pancakes, or waffles. Or maybe I want to make muffins or a coffee cake.

So there.

Deal with it.

 

I would be happy with anything you cooked

 

You're darn right you would be!

 

I'm afraid I'd have to kill you and dispose of the remains.

No offense.

 

option #12 remove your tounge and set you free in the wilderness.

 

Stop making up new options people!

 

2, 3, 4 and 10
not necessarily in that order

 

So clearly, there should have been the 11th option... death

 

I expected SOME negative responses but you people are pessimists.

 

lol, how much more can you glorify yourself? what do you want to hear, tell us what to think, that might be easier