If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

u were being chased by canabals an while looking behind u u fell into a volcano

 

You were being chased by a volcano and you ran into cannibals.

 

you were being chased by both the volcano and canibals and ran into both the volcano and the canibals

 

Your mind exploded from the previous statement.

 

Dressed up as a zombie and somebody thought you were real so they "destroyed the brain"...

 

Yellowstone decided to erupt while u were visiting it.

 

murdered by Dog the Bounty hunter for fooling around with his wife

 

u were swinging on a swing when u fell off and landed on ur head.

 

You cut someone off and then gave them the finger....unfortunately for you ...it was Tito Ortiz in the other car

 

Is that that crazy mafia guy?

Anyway...you turned into a doll and then you got stuck on a conveyor belt and had plastic arms and legs burned all over your body... You would later be rebuilt, for some reason, and then killed and killed over and over again.

 

you turned into a legoman and then some kid took you apart and you never got put back together again

 

auto-erotic asphyxiation


Pervert.

 

auto asphyxiation ...I told you not to warm up the car with the garage door closed!!!!!!!!

 

Dreamed he was falling and actually went splat.

 

His super hero cape got caught in a jet engine it was very sad.

 

fingered herself and went a little to far. she ended up hitting some vital stuff and seriously damaging it.

 

OD'd on perverted imagery and popped a blood vessel.

 

OD'd on my dick

 

Died in a tragic murder-suicide after dumping a psycho...

 

ur tits popped this caused some serious bleeding