If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

turns out the moon is actually a Deathstar in disguise...and you are its main target

 

An asteroid runs into ur house while ur at home.

 

an axe murderer runs into your house and silently waits for you to get home

 

your bungee cord was 4 inces too long.

 

you got ravaged by an ape

 

Jumped out of an airplane, but his parachute turn out to be an anvil.

 

you watched Twilight and then decided you were a vampire and tried to stop a car by standing in front of it

 

Turned into a smurf and got caught and eaten by Gargamel.

 

u ran into a moose. but it jumped just before u hit it and landed on the roof. it crushed u and it was able to walk away.

 

you took drugs and thought you were Link...and re-enacted that level where you have to fight the mirror image of yourself...and you lost

 

u took drugs but they werent what u thought they were. u OD'd and died.

 

Went to Texas and bumped into Leatherface...

 

sorry...I didn't know it was loaded

 

drive-by fruiting

 

u got kung fu kicked by jackie chan.

 

The fuel pump on your car sprung a leak while you were stopped at a light and someone threw a cigarette on the puddle.

 

u were whipped to death.

 

The pineapple you bought was actually a grenade

 

yes it was but i realized that before i pulled the pin. i then pulled it and threw it at u while timing it perfectly so it would blow up in ur face

 

You're walking down the street when suddenly a thousand old female farmhands come around the corner with wheelbarrows full of turnips. You try to run, but they're behind you too. They repeatedly wheelbarrow your face.