If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

he'd be forced to say "eh" over and over until his mouth dried up and he died from dehydration

 

you got run over by a stampede of wild horses.

 

"Couldn't drag me away...wild, wild horses"



Got his brain sucked out through his eye socket by a shitty old plunger uke:

 

puked his brains out after getting seriously drunk.

 

slipped on lunarverse's pile of drunk puke and cracked his head wide open like a pumpkin

 

you dissolved.

 

public beheading

 

Ate so many poppy seed bagels that you technically overdosed on heroin.

 

a twenty foot dive into a two foot deep pool

 

Nurse accidently injected HIV infected semen into your bloodstream.

 

you got stuck in some bulldozer tracks

 

Did a skydive over Paris and got impaled on the eiffel tower.

 

Didn't know the guy you were hangin out with on halloween was an actual nazi-cannibal.

 

u got beat up by a 2 year old. its pretty embarrassing when that happens so u committed suicide

 

fell into an open manhole while walking and looking at a movie on your Ipod

 

cell phone explosion.....:-0

 

Someone saw your sig pic and shot you for bringing it into the world.

 

somebody saw ur sig pic, took some of the guys hair, and strangled u with it for ur being ugly.

 

I killed you both with a pencil sharpener for skipping Farmout

 

i killed u by taking farmout's pitchfork and sticking up your ass