If John Kerry wins....

All evil in the world will vanish. People will all of a sudden start shitting gold nuggets. The people in Iraq will not only all of a sudden love us, they'll throw a massive dinner party for the troops, as well as their families, who will be flown into Iraq first-class as part of an all-expenses paid trip, courtesy of the Iraqis and Dick Cheney.

If John Kerry is elected, Iraq will turn into an oasis of life, and flowers will grow up from the sand. World hunger will end, and the projects in every inner city across America will transform into luxury condos.

John Kerry will save America, and he has a plan. John Kerry is pure good, and his actions should not be questioned. John Kerry loves peace and he even said so, so shut the fuck up or you're a conservative idiot and you have sex with your relatives and don't like David Crosby.

 

heh, nice satire. I'm going to vote for Kerry and I hate David Crosby.....

Bush hasn't produced, I want him fired as CEO of America.

 

Nice post! You summed it up perfectly..

 

And his VP John Edwards is just sooo dreamy.

 

uh huh and i love yer sig pic!

 

llmfao

 

lmao... this is hilarious.

But realistically speaking, no one is going to get in a president of the USA without major party backing (ie republican or democrat) and John Kerry is the lesser of two evils...

 

I am so glad you have finally seen the light Matt

 

See Ratt I knew youd come around eventually.

 

I will add that Teressa Heinz is really a sweatheart and she will embrace America with her good-natured loving style.

 

LMFAO!



~namaste~

 

i'll elect teresa. she's so witty.

 

I always vote for president based on who has the most likeable wife......maybe thats why I've never voted for president (joke)

 

I like heinz yeah she's a little loopy but she also seems very articulate and smart. If I had a choice to do either of the canidate's wifes I would for sure do Heinz.

 

you don't like Laura Bush, the battered woman?

 

damn that was funny You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to seamonster66 again.
I would hate to married to George W if he can't control his temper on National television imagine what he's like at home. I do like Laura but I don't have a lot of respect for her. She married a man who seems to hate women with the policies he tries to get passed. Obviously men have more power in a relationship but usually men use that power to benefit their wife rather than exploit women as an entire gender,

 

according to the new book "the Family" George did beat her when he was drinking on occasion. I can picture it. She always seems all shaky and submissive, but i guess thats the way fundamentalist Christians like their women

 

that's really sad. What does that say to men about how they should treat women if our own president is an abusive husband?

 

Wow, Matt, really?! I wasn't planning on voting Kerry before, but now I definitely am!

I've seen the light...now get it out of my face!

 

We're doomed either way. Fighting will continue in the Middle East, and a nuclear holocaust is soon approaching.