if somebody cut off a man's penis, would they die?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Nisha, Aug 6, 2004.

  1. Nisha

    Nisha Forlorn.

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    oh, and their balls too?
     
  2. Kandahar

    Kandahar Banned

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    They could bleed to death, I suppose. Or have kidney failure because the urine had no way out of their body.

    But yeah, you can live without them. John Bobbitt is still doing OK.
     
  3. meishka

    meishka Grease Munky

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    with out nuts he need to get shot for hormones, otherwise he'd get a bunch of cancers and such
     
  4. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    I can guarantee you that if someone were to cut off my penis, they surely would die.
     
  5. maryjaneguitargurl

    maryjaneguitargurl I am just like you.

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    IM sure if he didnt die he would kill himself.

    peace
    chickens
     
  6. Scholar_Warrior

    Scholar_Warrior Be Love Now

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    you wouldn't cut off my penis. you would die first. still if you could, then you would die and then I would die.
     
  7. TheMoroccan

    TheMoroccan Super Un known

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    He won't die, he won't kill himself.. A new penis will come out ;)

    lol
     
  8. Nisha

    Nisha Forlorn.

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    really? it'll re generate?


    lol those posts were sort of funny. alrighty thankyou
     
  9. dangermoose

    dangermoose Is a daddy

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    lol, wow, us guys are REALLY defensive about our dicks eh? yea i would totally smash someones head in if they cut off my penis...but i'd do it in a peaceful way....you know how us hippies are. when we smash other peoples brains in, we try to do it as peacefully as we can.
     
  10. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

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    Why would the urine have no way out of their body??

    I think they'd die: they'd KILL themselves!
    :p

    Who'd want to live without a penis?! You'd never be able to reach orgasm again, with nothing to stroke! Even if you could piss out of the stump (I'm sure they could do reconstructive surgery if you didn't bleed to death) life would suck with no hope of sexual gratification. :(

    Ya gotta figure that every year, some number of people suffer accidents that rid them of their penises... Must suck really really bad to have that happen to you!

    Blue skies,
    -Jeffrey
     
  11. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

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    LOmofoL!!!
    That was hilarious!! :D

    -Jeffrey
     
  12. moonshyne

    moonshyne Approved by the FDA

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    What kind of thoughts you having there, girly, hmm?
     
  13. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

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    Chastity belts make good armor.
     
  14. Seven

    Seven Member

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    Yah, that was a good one! *he-he*

    *backs away from Nisha verrrry slowly and deliberately* You're scarin' me! ~Seven
     
  15. SelfStyled

    SelfStyled Banned

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    He could die but only if he was into that sort of thing - and got a hard on from it being cut off!: ) lol


    BTW dont do it , the last man hating lesbian that did it to John wayne bobbitt , turned him into a porno star , when he had it sewn back onLOL: )
     
  16. Nisha

    Nisha Forlorn.

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    hahaha dont worry.. ahh.. the depth of a young teenage girl's mind...

    i wouldnt never do that. never ever ever.
     
  17. Nisha

    Nisha Forlorn.

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    oh everybody! im not that evil! my little cousin asked me that.. except she called the penis a "banana"
     
  18. cynical_otter

    cynical_otter Bleh!

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    well...if they reattach the penis...you could go on to make porn like John Wayne Bobbit.
     
  19. ElChivato

    ElChivato SeNioR MeMBeR

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    omg!!!! that is f'n hilarious
     
  20. Vamp

    Vamp Member

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    lmao, banana....my lil sis called it a ya-ya stick, lol
     

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