if you could do it

would you open up peanuts all day?

 

peanuts, the pretty lttle mama that used to post here a lot?

 

Peanuts are hardly worth the effort. They taste like crud and apparently they are one of the most carcinogenic foods in existence.

 

well, if you want to go for that, i'm not stopping ya

but i was talking about peanuts you eat, open the shell and such

 

I buy em shelled an honey roasted

 

its like opening a present too. mmmm presents

but sometimes the shell will be huge, so you think you got an awesome peanut, but when you crack the shell, its a tiny crappy peanut. that makes me sad

 

Pistachios own y'all.

 

hahahaha thats cute

 

mmmm yum

 

all I asked for xmas was a big bag of pistachios






I got it.

 

yes, pistachios are great. they dont' fuck with you like those peanuts do

 

Peanuts are ok, in paste form. Nothing can replace PB and Jam on toast. Nosiree.

 

pb, banana and honey

 

Hell fuckin yeah. Did you know elvis invented the PB & Banana sandwich?

 

I doubt he invented it, but I am sure he popularized it.
I have never had a deep fried one.......

 

mmm PB&J's are great. love them love them love them

 

then why dont you marry them?

 

Deep fuckin fried?

My god man.....that is.....inspirational!

 

egg batter

 

Stop making me slobber.