"If you dun dun dun, you're not my friend"

I don't know if this thread has been done before, but here, we are going to list things that make people "not your friend". I'll start, you follow the model:

1) If you spend all your free time talking, eating, shopping, and either watching TV or listening to music...you're not my friend.
2) If you mention love, your girlfriend/boyfriend or spouse or kid every other sentence...you're not my friend.
3) If you spend loads of money and energy into holidays, birthdays, proms, baptisms, funerals, weekend dinners, graduations, weddings, and other social rituals...you're not my friend.
4) If you don't do any sports or physical exercise...you're not my friend.
5) If you worry about elections, the media, and morality issues...you're not my friend.
6) If you give unasked-for advice or false comfort chronically...you're not my friend.
7) If you think poor people are poor because of some Darwinian/meritocratic flaw of their own...you're not my friend.
8) If you believe men should dress a certain way, foot the bill, and open doors; and women should dress another way, keep their legs crossed, and wait to have sex...you're not my friend.
9)If you're really nerdy or a scenester...you're not my friend.

I think that covers it for me. The above being said, I accept and love everybody for who they are. You should too...

 

If you don't ever shut up your not my friend.

 

*high five*

 

1) If you are the type of person that holds an attitude that likes to blame me for everything...you're not my friend.
2) If you pressure me into doing things on matters that you know I don't like on a constant basis...you're not my friend.
3) If you try to change me and become something I am not...you're not my friend.
4) If you put crazy expectations on me...you're not my friend.
5) If you have no consideration for my sensitivity and intentionally hurt me...you're not my friend.
6) If you can't separate my worldview with the person that I am and hold contempt for me...you're not my friend.

 

bahahaha i love this


if you try and convert me to your religion, you're not my friend.
if you wash your car every week and refer to it as your girlfriend, you are definitely not my friend.
if you say things like, "we need to take care of the poor people in our country before we go helping other countries" you are not my friend.


will be adding more later.

 

I'll give it a try

- If you talk about your girlfriend, wife, family all the time- not my friend
- If you take no pride in your appearance, you are not my friend
- If you are pointlessly violent or abusive, you are not my friend
- If you condescend me, you're not my friend
- If you cannot take a joke or have a joke, you are not my friend.

End of, I like 99% of people, don't see the point in hating someone. I just don't like the blatant wankers in the world, and we all know the type.

 

if you are narrow minded you are not my friend
if you are extremely arogant you are not my friend
if you abuse animals you're not my friend
you have to be nice to be my friend so if you're mean you not my friend

 

There's a ton of Zoophile's in another thread you should be having a talking to

 

If you do something to be cool, you're not my friend.
If the only entertainment you have is talking about someone else's new shoes or boyfriend, you're not my friend.
If you make me listen to your shitty songs you write or look at your art that looks like vomit, you're not my friend.
!f U TyP3 L!k3 Di$, you are definitely not my friend.
If you are not my friend and think you're my friend when I saw you are not, well, that one's self explanatory.

 

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Read number 3.

 

If you're a story topper, you're not my friend. Not as in just telling another story which happens to be better, but as in "YEAH, WELL I DID....etc"

 

If you're not my friend, you're not my friend.

 

if you only call me when your car needs fixing you are not a friend

 

EXCELLENT, list.

I would add:

10) If you're either a gratuitous meanie or a wishy-washy "positive person"...you're not my friend.

 

If you are too high maintenance and I find you exhausting, you probably don't notice that I left.

 

cool thread

if you are a recovering alcoholic, you are not my friend

if you listen to 50 cent, not my friend

if you wipe back to front, probably not my friend

if you are christian or wear a cross or pray to jesus, you probably wont make the cut.

if you cant take a light hearted joke/personal insult about your face, your religion, or abandonment issues every once in a while, you probably dont want to be my friend anyway.

 

if you don't like tim hortons anything your not my friend (not even timbits?!?)
if you like starbucks your not my friend
if you smell funkey your not my friend- - - negotiable- - -
if you can't at least respect that i may have a different music taste than you im not your friend
if your superficial your not my friend

 

If you're decide who you'll be friends with based on a few attributes you don't like and not the whole person, you're not my friend.