If you feel a fart coming...

... do you waste it and let it come out when it's ready or... force it out for maximum audio?

 

both, based on the situation

 

If I have a huge build up of gas I let it out in short controlled bursts.

 

force it out. I'm all about maximum audio. Although there are downsides to this practice, since sometimes, it turns out not being a fart at all.

 

Ladies don't fart.

 

flubba flubba flubba squeeeeeek

 

If you Feel a Fart Coming on...

Jump up and Down Until it is Gone...

 

The best farts are the ones you know are vile.. you know the ones that are small and silent but very hot on the ring piece? I let those out around people I don't respect just to see the reaction... yeah...

 

My farts have been smelling very bad lately, and I have been taking full advantage of it.

 

mine smelled like rotten sewage on monday night

 

Have you guys every produced one of those demonic farts that even you can't tolorate? OMG, WTF?

 

That's how mine have been lately. I'll just let out a silent one and I'll know it's gonna stink bad, so I leave the room with a smile and everyone else is left behind to discover this ungodly stench for themselves.

 

Lol! Your an artist!

 

Smelly VanGogh

 

Beer burps are great too. I <3 beer burps...

 

My fiance has hellacious beer burps. She could bring down walls with her beer burps. hahaha

 

Beer burps own cause their beer flavoured... yeah

 

One day Daniel farted in the shower. He knew it was going to be bad, so he opened the window directly afterwards. Even with the window open, it was enough to make a moose choke.

 

I just performed an awesome beer burp... Life is good!

 

that depends really.