If you think no one cares about you

then try missing a couple of mortgage payments!

 

Oh yes if your lonely just skip payments on bills and the collection agencies will be your best friends.

I am lonely I think I will skip my bills for a month or two.

 

LMAO. I thought you cared for us.

Peace

 

also... No man is lonely while eating spaghetti.

 

Yeah, or fake your own death and see who sticks around for your funeral.

 

I know people care for me. If I die all of my employees are out of a job.

 

I will take your place and they wont even notice.

 

But that one's depressing, and warmhanded's is funny

 

you care?!

I stole it though, just so you know.

 

Sorry

When I am gone the Humane Society and a few Environmental organizations get everything.

Unless I find a sweetie...then she will.

But I admire your initiative.:cheers2:

 

Do Bears have vaginas?

 

My dog and god care about me so I am fine thankyou.

 

Of course, where do you think teddies come from?

 

your dog actually seems a little pissed off at you

 

*snort* *spit* *chortle* *cawwwwww!*

 

I ate teddy grahams today. I like to bite their limbs off. Theyr bellybuttons make them look naked

 

Did your teddygrahms fall out of a big cookie bear's wazoo?

 

Chocolate tiny teddies are actually poo.

 

I am so there.

 

Just the female ones.