If Your Genitals were a Movie Character

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by standingseated, Jul 19, 2009.

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  1. standingseated

    standingseated A Back Scrubber

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    Which one would they be?

    Mine would be Frodo Baggins, with Merry and Pippin in the sack. My wife's clit would be Sam.

    Just point us in the direction of the volcano and we'll destroy the ring of power.
     
    standingseated, Jul 19, 2009
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  3. Didymus Doppelgänger

    Didymus Doppelgänger Misfit Lover

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    My cock would be godzilla. With dracula and the joker accompanying him at the sack
     
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  5. CJJ44

    CJJ44 Member

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    Mine would star in the Lord of the Rings trilogy too. It would play one of "The Two Towers!" :D
     
    CJJ44, Jul 19, 2009
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  7. nldn

    nldn Senior Member

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    Can't use the Lord of the Rings characters myself- neighbours named their dogs after them, not their cats.
     
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  9. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    [​IMG]
     
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  11. standingseated

    standingseated A Back Scrubber

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    Mine would be Henry from Goodfellas. Because ever since I can remember, he's wanted to be a gangster.
     
    standingseated, Jul 19, 2009
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  13. bjkrupp121

    bjkrupp121 Member

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    Billy Barty.
     
    bjkrupp121, Apr 8, 2010
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  15. GrimFortune

    GrimFortune Banned

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    Haley Joel Osment, appeared with a prodigious bang in "The Sixth Sense", should have been a rising star, but his life has basically been a train wreck ever since :smilielol5:

    still waiting for that one big break...
     
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  17. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Dirty harry. Do you feel lucky punk :cool:
     
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  19. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    The Dude.
     
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  21. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    My dick would be Morgan Freemans character in 'The Shawshank Redemption'. Imprisoned for years, wanting desperately to be free.
     
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  23. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    Bart Simpson - "Eat My Shorts" (and don't stop there).
     
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  25. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    LOL! Classic.
     
    The Imaginary Being, Apr 8, 2010
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  27. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    Jim Levenstein and Paul Finch and Chris Ostreicher and Michelle Flaherty from American Pie, all in one 5 incher.
     
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  29. SweetBlasphemy

    SweetBlasphemy Senior Member

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    Hannibal Lecter... because my vagina enjoys eating human flesh.
     
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  31. theunexploredlife

    theunexploredlife Member

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    Arnold Schwarzenegger... from Terminator, Thick & Strong - Biceps, I mean :)
     
    theunexploredlife, Apr 9, 2010
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  33. boguskyle

    boguskyle kyleboguesque

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    your genitals have biceps?? ew haha :p

    Samuel L Jackson's character in Pulp Fiction. cuz its a bad mutha fucka.
    :p
     
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  35. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    Your signature pic blows my mind, 'could you learn to love me? I've got a mangina!!!!'

    Mine would have to be Felix the cat.
    I've got a couple tricks in my bag.
     
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  37. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    LOL!! imagine a 6 pack on it. No Don't!! Don't Imagine it!! EWE I couldn't save you from that thought. :(
     
    wild-flowers, Apr 9, 2010
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  39. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    You represent all that is right in the world. Will you marry me? :p
     
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