If your name was....

bedtime story...what would you do?

 

I'd blow my fucking brains out.

 

id change it to something cool like Sven Glandor or something

 

I'd blow my fucking nose.

 

I'd keep it and say, "Don't make me have to choke a bitch, my name is awesome"

 

I'd fuck my blowing nose.

 

I'd read myself to a child.

 

Change my name to "Benito Mussolini"

 

In a way I'm not surprised.

 

Rock Armstrong.

Or

Butch Hazard.

 

Or Max Power?

 

Priapus Strongman?

 

Lordius Maximus, now theres a name!

 

Caligula Mussolenin?

 

Buck Wheat?

 

Big Mclarge Huge.

 

Chunk Deadlift.

 

Hugh G. Johnson

 

Hugh G. Rection

 

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