I'm a $10 whore with stilettos.

You've gotta pay for my shoes.
Otherwise, I'm free.
Watch me walk down the runway.
My hair's too long.
It's hiding my eyes from the world.
And my agent
(pimp)
And my feet are too arched to fit into any other
heel.

Fuck. You.
I need Cheerwine. Buckets of it, Godamnit.

 

sounds like a bargain

 

Do you have $10? And a bucket of Cheerwine?

 

no, but I have a credit card and a bottle of tequila

 

I don't accept credit cards. But can I have the tequila anyways?

 

well I guess I have some cash laying around

 

I have $10 and we have four 12 packs. My friend is also bringing a bottle of SoCo tonight. Plus I have anpther eighth and shrooms, so I'm set for the hike. 15-20 miles or so.

 

No. No whoring for George.

 

das sweet, girl, das sweet
you good

 

Okay then.

 

LOL orsino youre a bucke t of laughz

 

Wtf. I need to get really really baked before my friend comes or else he'll think something funny is up with me.

 

just say no

 

aww the newbie has a pretty kitty

 

stilettos, pumps, in da club! YEAH!


i can look jazzy and nasty wit ma stiletto heels on
but if a ho say somethin
trust me den her hair will get thrown


ooh man i love dat song!

 

pretty **** too

 

I am absolutely repulsed, Krystin.

You didn't mention a diaphragm or anything. Jesus.

However, I like this poem-esque thing you've created.

I'd pay at least $20 for you, Miss Craven.

And that's just if I can lick your pisces toe.

 

you can lick my toes

 

ew

 

I only want to lick Krystin's toes.

She's my wombative intercontinental lover.