I'm a dirty whore.

Really, though.

This is the second call from my doctor I've been woken up with, telling me I was diseased.

First it was HPV.

Now it's mono. But not like, "Oh, the dude you macked on last week gave it to you" mono. The "Oh, you've had mono before and it's been hanging out in yr body waiting to come back" mono.

I... carry mono?

Mother's ass.

 

I ended up with that when I was 13, man did I love catching it but it sure sucked having it, hmm come to think of it, never mind....

 

Yeah, but I like.. don't know why it came back. The doctor said maybe just like, stress or me having a sinus infection could have triggered it.. but still, the fuck?

I didn't know I ever had it. o_o

I hate my body.

 

Damn it! And to think I trusted you when you said, "it's okay, nothing else has been in there lately." Shit. haha

 

You might have to change your name to DrippySnoopy??

 

Haha yea.

 

You are a carrier, one of the infected...

 

im a flu catcher, if theres any flu going around, i will get it, even if i stay in the house. ech

 

I say quarantine.

 

What's mono?
What's HPV?
I feel so ignorant on this subject.

p.s. don't say STIs.

 

"mononucleosis" - the "kissing disease" spread by swapping saliva (kissing, sharing drinks, etc.) it usually clears up on its own, if i'm not mistaken

human papillomavirus - http://www.cdc.gov/STD/HPV/STDFact-HPV.htm

 

The kissing disease, my friend had that ages ago!

 

Fuck all that.

I gotta keep it sleazy, otherwise I'm not Leina McSlut.

You should never believe a word I say, ESPECIALLY if it's something as ridiculous as that.

 

Does mono make you feel really sick? I've never had a friend get it

 

really really sick, from what i've heard. never had it myself, though.

http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/understanding-mononucleosis-symptoms

 

It's supposed to. I feel like shit the entire winter anyway, so I don't really notice it, but apparently, THIS is what it's like to have mono. Weird.

My ex got it when he was younger, and he was like, deathly ill.

The only thing I have to do is like, make sure I don't get too rowdy, because a hit to the gut could asplode my spleen or something.

...I also happen to be going to Suicidal Tendencies tonight.

So if you never hear from me again, my spleen asploded.

 

good luck with your spleen. wrap it in plastic wrap before you go, so if something happens you have all the pieces still together and the doctors can sew it back together for you

 

Major fevers, sick sick sick, pray for death before it was over I did.

 

Well I hope you feel better.

 

The best part of Mono when your a kid is the getting it!