I'm A Mother Fucker!

Yup, got on my very 1st MILF last night!
:cheers2: to everyone in the club the mother fucker club

 

Did she ride like a moped or like a chopper...

 

did you rape her?

 

I had a horrible picture in my head when I read that title

( Basically a different definition of the word..)

You mean older woman?
I've never understood the fascination...( scratches head)
But erm.. congratulations.

 

So she's fertile, eh?

 

Actually, no. She was fucking younger than me but, she had a kid. Go figure.

 

Alot of Britain , its harder to find a girl over 20 without a kid , or 4.

 

welcome to the club my friend:cheers2:

 

So i take it your part of the club? Cheers. :cheers2:

 

Stay away from my mom!

 

yes...

earn your redwings yet?:toetap05:

 

That's actually something I hate doing. of course, I feel bad for the woman so I've come up with(or stole) an alternative. Works.

 

oh what it is like to be a male...

Are there such things as a DILF....?

 

Dwarf I'd Like to Fuck?
im sure there is

 

milfs do it better

 

I know, fucking double standards. I forgot when or where we had a discusion like this(or maybe I just saw it on TV)

 

im pretty sure there was a discussion

 

I am a proud member of this club as well. :cheers2:

 

nice dude

 

So when guys talk about screwing a Milf, do their penises stand tall to salute their fellow comrade...?
I wish I had a penis, I am so envious..Really, I am...