im a scumbag

"i take advantage of anything that is placed in front of me, if i see good things at the end of the road, ill do it.

this one time an old friend of mine told me about some kid who stole some cash fom him, so what i did was jump him, dragged him to an unexposed area and beat him badly, sliced his face deeply with a boxcutter, and stole his wallet, and pretty much left him for dead, my friend spit the money with me. never did find out what happened to him"


he stole your friends money I would've done worse.
good job

"this other time i cheated on my ex at her bday party, becuz i was drunk and horny."

I fucked a girl on my gf's b-day and didnt even call her to wish her happy b-day.


"and recently at a party there was a girl who wanted some of my coke, so i went to my car, cut some pretty badly and gave it to her, she was so thankful that she fucked me."

and?

 

Nah, slitting his throat would be extreme. Face is a lesson.