I'm Back...Did Ya Miss Me?

I know it's been quite a while since I frequented the Christianity Forum, but that was due to my personality. I tend to burn out after a little while.

Anyhow, I'm back with a whole can of devout atheism for you all. Remember, I'm not the one who believes in and relies on an invisible sky daddy.

 

Jebus saves!!!

 

Hey Libby!! Nice to see ya.

May I ask how thing shave gone with your dad?

 

Thing Shave!?! THIS IS A CHRISTIAN FORUM SIR! Good to have you back Libs!

 

Hahahahah!


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Welcome back, Lib.

 

Things have good a bit better than expected. He still doesn't know everything.

He just knows that I don't believe the way he does and that I have a different view of religion altogether.

 

Greetings Lib....hope you had a pleasant journey

 

But George Nelson Withdraws!! Hahahahaha. Sorry, couldn't resist, that's my favorite movie.

 

Now for Libertine's next thread:

Why There Is No God Part XXIII...

 

Well, that's getting kind of old, now isn't it? How about "Why Jesus could not possibly have performed any actual miracles" I haven't seen that one in a long time. And besides, "Why there is no God" is getting boring.
Oh, and yes indeed he did perform miracles.

 

Ok, ok...how about "Why Religion Is Bullshit Part 46?"

Yes, I agree. We need some fresh new topics for debate. *rubs hands together*

 

How about "What makes Jesus so special when other people have helped as many and have taught the same things to more people?" Ref., eg. Gandhi, Martin Luther King Jr., argument must also include argument against miracles, ressurection, etc. . .

 

Sounds like weiner...er...winner.

 

The easter bunny comes every year. he crushes Jesus. What's this every 2000+ year sht?

 

Good point Jumbo. I'd also like to mention that Jesus in many ways embodied several qualities you could consider hippy. His raging against authority, the preaching of peace and love, fighting for the rights of the downtrodden etc.

 

so does David Blaine...

 

No, David Blain performs Camera Tricks.

 

so does Jesus
ever see him on South Park?

 

I shouldn't even glorify this with a response. Hey, though we all need attention. You're smarter than this.

 

prove it