I have the worst case of writer's block in the history of everything. I'm incapable of writing about the fucking Mothers of Invention...this is bad. This is really bad. I need some Robitussen. I need a certain Mr. Lester Bangs. I have a 500 word assignment due to my newsmagazine advisor TUESDAY. I've tried, but I've failed. It's like impotence. But with thoughts instead of a penis. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M FUCKING GOING TO DO.
