I'm fasting sexually

Thanks to daiseymae and HCM, I havent masterbated since Tuesday. I dont know how long I will last but adding to the build up of pressure is the weekend. i dont think i will make it past tomorrow.

 

So we've ruined you that much?

 

Wuss...

 

If i start posting all crazy, its the backed up sperm. I have gone a couple of weeks before but it was due to being under some kind of stress or out of my routine. Even then I would eventually break. I dont know if this is a good idea or not. If i even see a hot girl i'm finished.

 

You know, you're making me feel worse.

 

Dont feel bad HCM!
I'm just giving myself some inspiration by having sex on the brain all day.

 

Oh, okay. I thought you were so turned off by me that you completely lost your desire. :H

 

AHA! You arent singing about birdies! you didnt get any last nite!

 

Oh the desire is there, especially after daisey's boobie shot. I had to go work out to keep my hands to myself

 

No, and I need some. Feeling cranky this morning. Don't worry, I'll get mine later.

 

Sex is like crack, I swear. Once you are hooked, you are hooked.

 

Shhh! You're going to embarass her!

 

I've never had crack. So I wouldn't know!

 

I havent either but I heard it gets you really high

 

Damn.
Did I miss another Limited Offer?
especially one of daisy...

 

Good luck with that.

 

If he had good luck, he wouldn't need that.

 

Nah luck has nothing to do with sex - it's all about money, drugs, and/or good looks. He could pay a hooker - drug some random chick at a bar - or find a willing chick that thinks he's hot.

 

dont give me ideas...

 

And yet all those things have to do with luck:

He could pay a hooker - is there money to found without luck?


drug some random chick at a bar - can you really find drugs without luck?

find a willing chick that thinks he's hot - Um, I think even he would agree that he would have to be very lucky to find this person.