I'm gettin too old to party

I had 25peaches, a 5th a vodka and blunt after blunt....here are the after affects, my lips split wide open mouth hurts like a mofo, lil bruise on my forehead, I woke up pissed cuz I didn't remember what happened and thought some dude hit me.....turns out I fell about 100 times hittin my head on dressers amongst other things



read bold print iin first post....peaches .5 mgs of xanax

 

and there's a lil mark under my nose too, household items kicked my ass last night

 

sounds like it was fun while it lasted

 

It was and this dude had a shock collar, one guy was scared to put it on and I was like I'm numb that shit won't nothin to me.....put it on barked and it stung a lil but not excruciating like a tazer

 

Oh an there was a female there I was tryin to spit some game at, but hard to do when I'm falling down lol

 

yeah sounds like you were a real turn off that night, no offense

but guys trying to be all macho when obliterated is such a turn off

 

But ya that sucks dude, I hate blackouts and not remembering AT ALL what you did.

And goodvibes, what turns you off about this:

 

wasn't bein macho, not my style

 

everything except for the colors in his outfit

 

ditto

 

gals, I know I wasn't a turnon lol, thats why I said hard to talk to a female when I'm that messed up......but wasn't being "macho" as you call it I tried the sweet innocent routine but it didn't work falling down ha

 

shock collar?

 

:smilielol5: exactly

 

this was in the other room where me an my boys were hangin out, he said he wanted to see what it'd do, other dude was like no way man......I was comfortably numb, so said why not lol

 

hence the macho man activities

 

I don't think putting a shock collar on was being macho lol.....I just wanted to see what it felt like lol.......if u put one on a dog u should atleast test it out first

 

but you can change the level of it...your friends probably put it on the highest voltage hahaha

 

meh, she didn't have a problem with it when I busted out the green......careful or I'll put one on you

 

they did.....cuz it happened and I was like that didn't do anything I know he turned it all the way up I told him too just pinched a little bit.

 

no one would have a problem if a guy is about to smoke her out--unless a prude or a cop---the point is weed isn't bad, machoness is

and put that shit on me, and i gurantee you that i would fuck you in the ass (you aren't joker so im sure you wouldn't enjoy it)