im going to be single forever

Discussion in 'Relationships' started by wiggy, Sep 29, 2005.

  1. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    i have decided to join a place with loads of nun's, or maybe just be single forever its alot more fun, i can do whatever i wanna yay. i can play, just in general be happier. i might even start my own club with only single people who just have naughty fun alllll the time lol.
     
  2. pabsy

    pabsy Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    can i sign up please :)
     
  3. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    sure i think we should have a camp site or something as well somewhere in the middle of england near a beach!!!!!!!
     
  4. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    yay kool! i wanna join too!
     
  5. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    can i just be forever single.. and grumpy? "don't touch me"


    i'll do the bookkeeping
     
  6. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    i dont understand why theese peeps be rushing up to get married .....ive never seen a union that i wouldnt concider a living hell . some say they are happy like that , but i dont believe most of em , and i know i wouldnt ever be happy chained to someone like that ....you should make me treasurer of the club ....ill do creative investing of the assets ....and i havnt been married once ever ...thats many years of resisting the propaganda n hype and staying free .
     
  7. pabsy

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    do they have beaches in the middle of england?..... think i'd prefer one on the edge near water....;)
     
  8. pabsy

    pabsy Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    not sure what i could contribute....oh.... i could build a beach campfire and cook baked tatties and stuff...
     
  9. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    they had a singles nite at the rainbow gath . as if it were a 'disease' to be cured . assuming that you MUST want to leave the happy club of single peeps . that your a nobody and a looser whos failed at the prime directive .... i.e. to be stuck with just one fool forever , and have a limited unbalanced life making someone suffer putting up with ya n vica versa .
     
  10. Adrius

    Adrius Member

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    You're gonna make a lot of guys feel sad. :p
     
  11. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    like...uhm...uhhhhhhh...
     
  12. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    yay the club will be great, well we have someone to do book keeping!!!! building fires and i forgot what else yay, maybe we should move to a different country though cause the beaches here are cold. somewhere like fegi
     
  13. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    brazill ....well all be livin large in rio ....then well buy a farm in the country .first one that chickens out n gets married has to eat a pound of dog poop from the favellas ....well call ourselvs 'perverts without boarders ' ...and spread our message of unfettered sex without matrimony everywhere .
     
  14. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    good idea!!!!
     
  15. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

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    Ahh so you are going to have a relationship with yourself?
    I did that for a year after my divorce. It was a good time for my growth.
    But The sex left a lot to be desired.
     
  16. sonador_hermosa

    sonador_hermosa Member

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    sign me up! i'm sure i'll settle down with some sweet ole bloke when i'm too tired of chasing tail, but for now, hells yes! i'm comin!
     
  17. Oz!

    Oz! Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    *give it 72 hrs before the singles club members start pairing off......or possibly breaking out into an orgy.....
     
  18. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    it will proberly be the second one lol - well at least we can say we have tried
     
  19. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

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    Famous last words!
     
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