I'm going to have a neice.

They did an ultrasound of my sisters easy bake uterus and, turns out her baby is a girl, so it is likely she will be named emerald.

 

Well congratulations on becoming an uncle again.

But Emerald.. uhh.. really?

 

Easy bake uterus? I have heard this condition is hereditary...

So does that mean in 14 years you will be a great uncle?

 

Emerald is a beautiful name

 

More like 11

Easy bakes go into puberty sooner

 

I was trying to be generous...

 

Aww cute. Not keen on the name Emerald though. That's just me.

 

and all they need is a 40watt lightbulb

anyway, congratulations, a new baby is wonderful and emerald is a pretty name

 

I'm a bit worried, I relate to walker because he is disturbingly like me. I'm just going to try to be the same kind of uncle universally, but the "uncle dave" that is right for walker might not be right for emerald (I constantly have to challenge walker, being challenged is what makes him happy, but a lot of people are not like that)

 

All babies like being challenged, until they reach a certain age and then personalities split.
All healthy babies like the attention and the excitement when learning something new

 

I'm sure you'll do fine.

 

congrats! i have one neice, and shes adorable. doesnt talk though... and shes 2. my son started talking when he was a few months old. and never shut up since.

 

Easy bake uterus...ahahahaha...I love that.

 

Congrats!
I like the name Emerald. I knew a little girl name Emerald she was very pretty, and VERY quick witted.

 

Congrats! I have a niece. It's a fuckin' blast. I love being an uncle.

 

How about "Malachite" instead?

 

malachai is a boys name

wouldn't work.

 

How about Allison?

 

Oh, and dressing baby girls is FAR more fun that boys.

 

you're a good guy, and i sometimes find you enigmatic but i have full confidence you'll be just as good an uncle with this kid as the other. you've got a good heart in you and a good head on you, so theres nothing to worry about, man.